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Why doesn't it rain when I put on my rain gear? (My Friend's facebook status)

Comment: Happens with protection of all sorts

 

 

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Ultralol... and Megz naughtier side :naughty:

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The reason we women don't like to play football is, eleven of us would NEVER wear the same outfit in public .. :bigyellowgrin:

 

the only reason why we the jeweller/clothes shopkeepers still earning for bread and butter,

else if the world were for men only,none of us wud survive.

 

true. :bigyellowgrin:

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The reason we women don't like to play football is, eleven of us would NEVER wear the same outfit in public .. :bigyellowgrin:

 

the only reason why we the jeweller/clothes shopkeepers still earning for bread and butter,

else if the world were for men only,none of us wud survive.

 

true. :bigyellowgrin:

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"So when do we do this."

 

"It all depends, when do you want to die? Tomorrow... the day after tomorrow?"

 

"How bout' tonight, bitch?"

 

"Splendid. Where?"

 

"There's a baseball diamond where I coach little league about a mile from here. We meet there about two-thirty in the morning, dressed all in black. Your hair in a black stalking. We have us a knife fight. We won't be bothered. Now...I have to fix Nicky's cereal."

 

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A guy uses women to build his self-esteem. A man already has it.

A guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he's interested in. A man asks her out.

A guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk. A man is bold and clear with his intentions.

A guy plays games with a woman. A man has no time for games because they keep him from getting to know the woman.

A guy will become bitter and angry with a woman when she denies him. A man accepts that dating involves risk.

A guy fears and worships women. A man respects and adores them but fears and worships only God.

Guys are cool and indifferent. Men are hot and passionate."

 

— Stephen W. Simpson

 

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Entourage Quotes

 

Salesman to Vince: "$320,000, but if you sign a picture for my daughter, I'll give it to you for 319."

Turtle to salesman: "How much if he bangs his daughter?"

 

 

Vince: "I'll listen, that's what good actors do E, they listen. Right Johnny?"

Johnny: "...What?"

 

Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."

Turtle: "Do I give a f**k? That's the answer."

 

Talk show host: "I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands, the FCC says no over displays of affection."

Vince: "Uh oh, we just had sex about 5 minutes ago."

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