Madhav Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Can't we just put gifs in spoiler tags? the data still loads within the spoiler tags i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 EPIC! epic song too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 A businessman was out with some of the guys at the Golf Course. After taking making a long drive, he twisted his knee pretty bad. He decided it wasn't severe enough to go to the hospital, but still wanted to get it looked at, so he made an appointment for the same day. The doctor greeted the man and asked him to remove his pants so he could get a better look at his knee. The doctor looked at the Businessmans knee and said "You'll need to stop masturbating." The Businessman asked "That's funny. Why?" The Doctor replied "Because I'm trying to examine your knee." Haina Fuh-Knee?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 ^YALLA HABIBI arab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) This is an actual letter (taken from the Times of India) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement. Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me. I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them. I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere. I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands. Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up, with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with excitement and anticipation. Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future. Namaste. Yours, Hiralal Yadav Edited June 30, 2011 by ambar_hitman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 English at its best! "6feet tall and 6 inches long" WTF?? Repped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I donno about y'all but stuff like that makes me cringe. Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 btw that letter has been changed or modified a bit or it is just plain-fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) Its fake obviously, but damn funny. Lots of double meaning stuff. Edited June 30, 2011 by ambar_hitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vignesh90 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I hate when this happens The awkward moment when you get a boner at work and the desk lifts up and flips over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I hate when this happens The awkward moment when you get a boner at work and the desk lifts up and flips over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngerSmash Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) vignesh u have horse's dick? n awkward moment jokes suck Edited June 30, 2011 by AngerSmash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) Oooh we are doing pet peeves, are we? Here is mine - I hate it when some idiot uses a 3.1 MB gif as his avatar thinking he is being all clever and original. Edited June 30, 2011 by Aftrunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Oooh we are doing pet peeves, are we? Here is mine - I hate it when some idiot uses a 3.1 MB gif as his avatar thinking he is being all clever and original. lol seriously...vignesh..3mb .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vignesh90 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I love it when a nut-job turns into jobless troller checking sizes of Avatar on forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Oooh we are doing pet peeves, are we? Here is mine - I hate it when some idiot uses a 3.1 MB gif as his avatar thinking he is being all clever and original. I see what yu did there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I love it when a nut-job turns into jobless troller checking sizes of Avatar on forums. But, havn't yu been asked to do the needful by a mod before??! AGAIN??!! Change your avatar to something around 500kb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vignesh90 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 But, havn't yu been asked to do the needful by a mod before??! Where was this? LOL! I missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Fecking lab rats learn faster than these morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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