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pretentious MC BCs.. Not that I am all patriotic about this song but just cuz u dont get the gist doesnt mean the song is not good.. same goes for me if I listen to a song from another country..

dude chill, teens, american teens,

Lia is decent though :wub:

Also way too much 9gag

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Married couples having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's Labour pains to the baby's biological father. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate...    ‎    ‎

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Married couples having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's Labour pains to the baby's biological father. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate...    ‎    ‎

 

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Married couples having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's Labour pains to the baby's biological father. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate...    ‎    ‎

 

 

 

 

 

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There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo. Edited by Choron ka raja
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A ship sank close to a deserted island and a group of passengers made it alive on the island. In the group there were:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

 

The Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman (y)

 

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman:>

 

The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them :s

 

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman =D

 

The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being fat. 8-|

 

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman..

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A ship sank close to a deserted island and a group of passengers made it alive on the island. In the group there were:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

 

The Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman (y)

 

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman:>

 

The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them :s

 

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman =D

 

The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being fat. 8-|

 

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman..

 

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arrey, lekein, waha pe bhi forever alone type k bande pahoch gaye kya, y no playboy type go there, sab ladkiyon ko :puspa:

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