megzworld Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 A guy uses women to build his self-esteem. A man already has it. A guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he's interested in. A man asks her out. A guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk. A man is bold and clear with his intentions. A guy plays games with a woman. A man has no time for games because they keep him from getting to know the woman. A guy will become bitter and angry with a woman when she denies him. A man accepts that dating involves risk. A guy fears and worships women. A man respects and adores them but fears and worships only God. Guys are cool and indifferent. Men are hot and passionate." — Stephen W. Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Entourage Quotes Salesman to Vince: "$320,000, but if you sign a picture for my daughter, I'll give it to you for 319." Turtle to salesman: "How much if he bangs his daughter?" Vince: "I'll listen, that's what good actors do E, they listen. Right Johnny?" Johnny: "...What?" Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question." Turtle: "Do I give a f**k? That's the answer." Talk show host: "I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands, the FCC says no over displays of affection." Vince: "Uh oh, we just had sex about 5 minutes ago." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 "I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, Because I'm a real girl and i finish what i start" For mere pyare Obaid Bhai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 "I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, Because I'm a real girl and i finish what i start" For mere pyare Obaid Bhai ..repped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokamitra Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Nothing worth that comes easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 “Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Nay, Not I, For whom destiny has been ordained! None may usurp me with impunity" -- Joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 @megs...what happened to you miss pics like this along with those mushy quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Bhaisahab.. You only said, be less girly and then you say you gift bhabhi-jaan teddy bear, roses and chocolates.. I was trying to be a dude with Beer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Bhaisahab.. You only said, be less girly and then you say you gift bhabhi-jaan teddy bear, roses and chocolates.. have you not heard that... The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. --Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 have you not heard that... The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. --Oscar Wilde Yeah rite.. Mujhko dude bana doge, to sirf ghoda hi milega.. Prince to girly princess ke saath bhag jayega na.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 “Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days, and to get liver cancer” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 meanwhile, I'm both dumb and blonde enough not to understand that the joke's on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher."- Socrates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Haha.. Obaid Bhai, aap shaadi ki tyaari mein poori research kar rahe hain.. May you be thinking of this quote when you get married, Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. ~Jason Barmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Awesome Quotes from Delhi Belly Tashi : Have you met my friend Nitin? The serial rapist! Nitin: This is one ugly car. This is what you get when a donkey humps an auto rickshaw. And the best one, Nitin: It's a naked man lying on top of a naked woman. Its called f***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 ^^ what movie is that o.O ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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