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(xviii) You go to sleep before 12 AM and only time you are awake is when you child isn't allowing for a sleep.

(xix) You only play games with headphones on since your wife will kill if you make any noise while gaming.

(xx) Your wife thinks you have gone mad with everytime she talks nonsense you say 'Fus doh rah'.

(xxi) All your gaming merchandies are thrown by your wife since she feels it has a negative effect on the child.

(xxii) Your wife joins in Fighting game only if you agree she has 10 lifes and you can't do a Bonus attack on her player.

(xxiii) You finally learn how to drive and realise that drifting in real life is far more difficult than GT5.

(xxiv) Your wife wants to know why you took the decision to marry a girl in Skyrim/Fable.

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(xviii) You go to sleep before 12 AM and only time you are awake is when you child isn't allowing for a sleep.

(xix) You only play games with headphones on since your wife will kill if you make any noise while gaming.

 

THIS !!!!

 

Second one started when the little one was born :(

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I called her and told her that I married this girl, and she was pissed. :bigyellowgrin:

You deserve it beech :P

 

And I knew Dinjo isn't married. I thought he was posting all this from some random internet article :P

You can also do *ahem* marriages in skyrim :P

All right, who's the beech who repped me for this? :ack:

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^Here are others that apply to me:

 

Bid adeu to competitive multiplayer gaming

An INR 1.5k game title is an absurd buy whilst an INR 3k "insert anything here"

Your OS has not been reinstalled in 2 years and there are more than 20 installed games (some more than a year old) with level of completion ranging between 2% and 10%

You are unaware of current market prices of HW

 

Rest all are incorrect for me.

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