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A guy uses women to build his self-esteem. A man already has it.

A guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he's interested in. A man asks her out.

A guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk. A man is bold and clear with his intentions.

A guy plays games with a woman. A man has no time for games because they keep him from getting to know the woman.

A guy will become bitter and angry with a woman when she denies him. A man accepts that dating involves risk.

A guy fears and worships women. A man respects and adores them but fears and worships only God.

Guys are cool and indifferent. Men are hot and passionate."

 

— Stephen W. Simpson

 

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Entourage Quotes

 

Salesman to Vince: "$320,000, but if you sign a picture for my daughter, I'll give it to you for 319."

Turtle to salesman: "How much if he bangs his daughter?"

 

 

Vince: "I'll listen, that's what good actors do E, they listen. Right Johnny?"

Johnny: "...What?"

 

Eric: "Could you get laid without Vince, that's the question."

Turtle: "Do I give a f**k? That's the answer."

 

Talk show host: "I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands, the FCC says no over displays of affection."

Vince: "Uh oh, we just had sex about 5 minutes ago."

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Bhaisahab.. You only said, be less girly and then you say you gift bhabhi-jaan teddy bear, roses and chocolates..

 

have you not heard that...

 

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. --Oscar Wilde :P

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Haha.. Obaid Bhai, aap shaadi ki tyaari mein poori research kar rahe hain.. :naughty:

 

May you be thinking of this quote when you get married,

 

Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. ~Jason Barmer

 

 

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Awesome Quotes from Delhi Belly

 

Tashi : Have you met my friend Nitin? The serial rapist!

 

Nitin: This is one ugly car. This is what you get when a donkey humps an auto rickshaw.

 

And the best one,

 

Nitin: It's a naked man lying on top of a naked woman. Its called f***.

 

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