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Xeno

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even if United swapped their kit for high heels and a frock they'd still manage to beat us.

 

 

We don't turn up at all. They beat us.

We play well, don't do enough. They beat us.

We play well, they still beat us.

We play well, they get a controversial decision go their way. They beat us.

We take the lead. They still beat us.

We run out onto their pitch. Someone in Lilywhite does something stupendously silly. They beat us.

There's a referee on the pitch? They beat us.

 

This is so true...

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