killzone123 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Don't Forget the Condoms! avishkar hacked into zergey account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Only attend if there's enough booze. As for the wedding, if there's a reception stage where they'd be sitting on, you could go up to the groom and say "I tapped that first" like a boss. I know I would when the time comes for me to attend an ex's wedding. That opens you up to the standard, "Yeah, it was brand new after the first 'n' inches" retort though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sufyan Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) perfect for you for added effect you could start with:"thehro yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti ..this girl has given me bj" Edited December 1, 2011 by Sufyan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 To which the reply would be, "lulwut that was probably X, Y or Z, there were other people after me." (where Y or Z is preferably the name of a female) Wait, so either you dated a lesbian and never got a chance to take down her # (forgive me pixeljunkie ) OR your logic fails because it still wouldn't be fresh after the first n inches because these people tried AFTER you. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devil_angel Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 This thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 You guys are seriously #$$@% KC, Don't worry buddy. Go attend the wedding. You had feelings for her but she was also your long time friend. Give her your best wishes, enjoy the reception and who knows.. you may find a sexy kudi ready to fall in love with right there. And guys, your reaction about Ex in general is so bitter. Even though this girl is your Ex now, she was special to you some time back. So don't keep hard feelings. Wish her well and move on. How does it matter who covers those few inch distance first..it's the feelings and sincerity in a relationship that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KnackChap Posted December 2, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 made this stuff for Dan's RMP thread inspired by the participants of this topic. posting it here too. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 And you get a rep again ! This stuff is golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 KCCCCCCC you are really my very fav' SmartChap.. Awesome Stuff.. :rofl: MT MT MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarbonCore Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 WTF is going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeljunkie Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 damn... some of you guys need to get laid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 damn... some of you guys need to get laid! Guess u need to take down # often 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Whatever happened to "sex is overrated"? Sent from Tapatalk Guess u need to take down # often ...repped you both...and repped kc too,that is sheer awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Repped Mamu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeljunkie Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Whatever happened to "sex is overrated"? Sent from Tapatalk hmmm... high standards = sex is overrated = in-denial guess everyone on this thread has something in common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeljunkie Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Agreed. Wait. You don't refer to it as sex, you refer to it as "loooovve making". throw in some spanish accent and you can pull off a Don Juan ... i'm told its a sure-shot method used by guys with high standards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 This song is dedicated to KC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Take down the # first. Questions later. Always. I am not the junkie of pixels. And the bit about other people is merely to throw her latest squeeze/future hubby into a tizzy with him thinking "ZOMFG SHE NEVER TOLD MEEEE!" (Yes, this has been thought about, somewhat) I've taken down enough # You guys are seriously #$$@% KC, Don't worry buddy. Go attend the wedding. You had feelings for her but she was also your long time friend. Give her your best wishes, enjoy the reception and who knows.. you may find a sexy kudi ready to fall in love with right there. And guys, your reaction about Ex in general is so bitter. Even though this girl is your Ex now, she was special to you some time back. So don't keep hard feelings. Wish her well and move on. How does it matter who covers those few inch distance first..it's the feelings and sincerity in a relationship that counts. I'm only kidding here about the inches. An oft repeated joke made this stuff for Dan's RMP thread inspired by the participants of this topic. posting it here too. OMG Wait, what's up with the PS I won an Xperia Nexus line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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