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Perspectives of the World: -

 

Optimist - The glass is half full.

Pessimist - The glass is half empty.

Fatalist - The water will evaporate.

Feminist - All glasses are equal.

Realist - Glass is half drunk.

Engineer - Glass aint big enough.

Narcissist - Look at me in the glass!

Evangelist - The glass must repent.

Capitalist - Sell the glass.

Anarchist - Break the glass.

Psychologist - How does the glass feel about the water?

Communist - This glass is for everyone in equal measure

Nihilist - The glass does not exist, and neither do I

Sexist - The glass isn't gonna fill itself darling...!!

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When Rajesh khanna,dev anand & dara singh passed away recently,all channels played their movies.

 

What do you think they'll play when Sunny Leone passes on

 

but ofcourse her movies....owaitamin |

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