Jump to content

Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread


Chaztin
 Share

Recommended Posts

haha.. yu remember?!!

 

Its been good for awhile now bro!! dont get much time now that I'm studying/working again.. Though I try to be here as when I get time!! :)

 

:bigyellowgrin:

 

its gud to got u back. :thumbsup:

keep in touch brother :hug:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1. A leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the office...."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

5. A leave letter:

"As I am working in this organization I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7. Another leave letter :

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

8. A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".

11. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...