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"I seem to remember sitting on a golden bench, and she started chattering about the sunset, or something.

She seemed quite happy so I let her get on with it.

Then she got hold of my hand and asked me what I was thinking about.

So I said, "The treatment of anal fistulae"."

 

 

( when I read this, I can only imagine the expressions on the poor girl's face!)

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Yeh jo gehre sannaate hain

 

Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain

 

Thoda ghum hai sabka qissa

 

Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa

 

Aankh teri bekaar hi namm hai

 

Har pal ek naya mausam hai

 

Kyun tu aise pal khota hai

 

Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai

 

 

Farhan's Poetry from ZNMD

 

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oops, that quote is from the film The Secret in their eyes..

 

One more from the same film..

 

"You have come to the end of your life and want to look backwards. My whole life has been lived forward. I can't look back; backwards is out of my jurisdiction. I declare myself incompetent."

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A comedian once told a joke, and the entire audience laughed. He then re-told the same joke, only a few people laughed. At the third re-tell, no one laughed.

He then said, "If we can't laugh at the same thing again and agin, then why cry over some thing many times?"

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A comedian once told a joke, and the entire audience laughed. He then re-told the same joke, only a few people laughed. At the third re-tell, no one laughed.

He then said, "If we can't laugh at the same thing again and agin, then why cry over some thing many times?"

 

Nice, shared on facebook :D

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