DinJo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 If you don't live for today , you definitely cannot survive for tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup bro? Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 "Death doesn't give meaning to life, it was always the other way round." - Greg Egan in 'Border Guards' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 "Skinny guys fight till they're burger." — Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 "I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarnet Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Beat this quote... Clifford Stern: A strange man... defecated on my sister. Wendy Stern: [pause] ... why? -Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanours) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Alright then... Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarnet Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Nice... Though i havent seen 'Play it again,Sam '......I would enjoy it even more while watching the movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Alright then... Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night? Museum Girl: I just brought forward the date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabba Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 ouch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Quotes from Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f**ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours." "Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Girls are like condoms.. they spend more time in you wallet than on your d*ck Spare me plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 What's the point being in your wallet, never seeing the light of day and expiring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 ^^ never knows wut a day can bring to u.. better b prepared Safety first remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Mr. Warrior, you have obviously met the wrong kinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 lool this ain't personnal.. read it somewhere and found it funny dats y i requested to be spared lool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup bro? Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of particular interest. But for us, it's different. Look again at that dot. That's here, that's home, that's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. -Carl Sagan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 ^^ woah, this is 'quotes' thread, not 'paragraphs/articles' thread Anyway, on topic, an old quote from Calvin “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Shane Warne(41), on being asked about his form & fitness a few minutes ago: "My form isnt too bad. And I have not been fit since I was 12! Hopefully it'll get better and better." Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 "You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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