Tottenham chairman Levy tipped for government role
Levy’s frugality in the transfer market has become something of legend and has led to increasing calls for him to be handed control of the UK economy. First point of order being to unscrupulously demand money back from all the subsidies and funds the UK currently contributes to.
Stoke chairman Peter Coates described him as being “as ruthless and as unrelenting as John Leslie in a nightclub on Fresher’s week.”
Manchester United CEO David Gill said he was “when he sees a great deal, he grabs it. He states his demands and doesn’t budge till you pay what he wants. Then he’ll ask you to pay more. Like how Kat Slater always wants more man salami, Levy always wants more money. This goes on for ages until it’s finally complete. The transfer I mean, not Kat Slater bonking an assortment of petty crooks and second hand car salesmen.”
Edited by rockstarnet, 15 July 2012 - 08:52 PM.




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