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As the name says, post any n everything that appears joke to u or even weird or absurd...!

To begin with...I hv this link for u all............!



Edited by Chaztin, 17 August 2007 - 07:04 PM.

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for all those who want to beat sm1 outta frustation

Edited by Chaztin, 16 August 2007 - 02:41 PM.

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This thread is dedicated to xeno

@chaztin - nice link
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Xeno has actually started typing out proper words and sentences while posting... WTF ??
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since i hav nothin much to do...here goes


THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going toThe store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"


My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"


My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"


My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
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@ Anksam: Your mother is Einstein reincarnated.

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"This is no place for a horse"

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lol!! where did u get that???

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a friend of mine took that photo in san francisco



peace
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jst cant stop laughing!!! :roflroll2:

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san francisco............da city of karan johar........lolz i mean gays!!
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gr8 imagE!

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Now this is called Performance Pressure.........


Poultry farm ke malik ne Sari Murgiyon ko Order diya




"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik bola "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"

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^^ :rofl2:

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Had to post this one when I found it

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Another funny one

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ZOMG !!!


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^^

that really cracked me up!!

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Edited by Última Spartan Chaztin, 25 October 2007 - 03:08 AM.

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AMAN, this one is for you....

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Edited by Última Spartan Chaztin, 25 October 2007 - 03:49 AM.

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:roflroll2:

Chaz is on a roll.

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LOL

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what ordinary people think about ps3..
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"The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun." - Monsieur Gustave, The Grand Budapest Hotel.


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AWESOME matrix style stick fight :shock3: :(

http://fun.kiev-world.de/fight.htm

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