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Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread
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Chaztin
, Aug 16 2007 02:20 PM
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#13415
Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:31 AM
Edited by The Joker, 15 April 2012 - 01:35 AM.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies.
#13417
Posted 15 April 2012 - 02:11 AM
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MOTHER OF GOD!
See, Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push
yeah, I might as well skip it mang. Watchdogs FTW<<<-- DA on GTA5
#13418
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:06 AM
those will giggle all the way!!! 
"For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible."
#13422
Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:45 PM
Aap aaye to bahar aayi..
Aap aaye to bahar aayi,
Warna kab se main toh andar hi baithi thi...
Aap aaye to bahar aayi,
Warna kab se main toh andar hi baithi thi...
#13423
Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:16 PM
Dont mean to offend anyone whether directly and Indirectly.
Do understand that I have not made this joke
I am a punjabi btw.
Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival inSanta Clara .
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.=))
Do understand that I have not made this joke
I am a punjabi btw.
Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival inSanta Clara .
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.=))
#13425
Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:31 PM
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Dont mean to offend anyone whether directly and Indirectly.
Do understand that I have not made this joke
I am a punjabi btw.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = fight for TELANGANA
also, fixed one point related to Andhrites.
#13427
Posted 15 April 2012 - 05:58 PM
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies.
#13429
Posted 15 April 2012 - 06:40 PM
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Nobody fondles me :(
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Dont mean to offend anyone whether directly and Indirectly.
Do understand that I have not made this joke
I am a punjabi btw.
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.=))
holy sh*t
See, Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push
yeah, I might as well skip it mang. Watchdogs FTW
#13431
Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:57 PM
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies.
#13432
Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:40 PM
@The Joker....repped....wow...americans are Extremely Intelligent & faithful...gotta plan my next trip to america & increase brown population 
& faithful...gotta plan my next trip to america & increase brown population
"For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible."
#13433
Posted 15 April 2012 - 09:52 PM
#13434
Posted 15 April 2012 - 10:41 PM
Pushy
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Nobody fondles me :(
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- XBL GT:sold the HDD :(
- PSN ID:VipKiller070809
- Now Playing:The Witcher E Edtn
See, Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push
yeah, I might as well skip it mang. Watchdogs FTW
#13437
Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:12 AM
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nice one
See, Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push
yeah, I might as well skip it mang. Watchdogs FTW
#13439
Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:25 AM
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holy sh*t @ end
also, MOTHER OF GOD! (read the comments too):
Edited by Pushy, 16 April 2012 - 02:42 AM.
See, Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push
yeah, I might as well skip it mang. Watchdogs FTW
#13440
Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:06 AM
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