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  1. Biwi ke kuch dino se mayake mein hone ki wajah se santa ke tharak chadhi hui thi . ek din wo tang aakar kothe pe chala gaya . wahan dalal ne sabhi call girls ke naam cars ke naam pe rakhe hue they . Dalal: konsi chahiye honda civic 10000 rs , ford figo 8000 , polo 6000 , alto 3000 aur nano sirf 500 rs mein . Sanata ko sirf kaam hi chalana tha to paise bachane ke liye bola nano hi la do . Dalal thodi der baad hijde ko lekar aaya . Hijde ko dekhkar santa gussa se bola bhenchod ye kya laya hian .dalal muskarate hue bola - sir nano ka engine piche hain .

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  2. teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

    "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

    Then Little Johnny says,
    "I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
    "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

    "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on....but i like your thinking ."

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    Happy teachers day

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  3. Ek aadmi govt. job ke liye interview dene gaya.
    Interviewer - aapki koi majburi to nahi
    aadmi - ji sir , asal me pahle mein fauj mein tha , jung ke dauraan meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phat gaya aur mere tatte ud gaye !
    Interviewer - ye koi problem nahi..monday se aap join kar sakte hain , hum sab 9 baje aate hain , aap 11 baje aana .
    Aadmi - aisa kyun ?
    Interviewer - hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte bas tatte khujate rehte hain .

  4. A multi-platform game releasing on a newly released console if still lacks from PC that is the deal breaker for me.. :(

    So seems like have to shift back to pc this coming generation..

    Well they are providing 64players and 60 fps mp on next gen consoles , thats a really good thing . Ofcourse graphically it wont match pc but still there is lots of improvement , console guys should be happy . Mp gaming is about decent gfx and high fps .

     

     

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