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  1. A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow'. The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, nothing. Then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, yet nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth, nothing.'

     

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the darn jar open!'

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  2. nice thread :pulpfiction:

    well came across three such incidents in the last two years...sharing one of them now..

     

    this happened around may last year,one day my best friend informed me that his brother in law's wife is possessed ....

     

    Isn't his brother in law's wife his sister? Just asking :P

  3. Went to MAC today to get tickets for the MI vs CSK game next saturday. Returned home without tickets because the starting price for tickets is now 750 bucks! This is absurd! Three years back, tickets were selling at 200 bucks, last year it was 500 and now 750.

     

    As a sign of protest, I've decided not to go to any of the matches here on! :thumbdown:

     

    Btw, what's the ticket cost in your respective cities?

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