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  4. The Old Cricket Thread

    in General Chatter

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    If KXIP beat CSK tonight then there's no stopping for them to make it to the play-off's. Cos CSK is the best team and if you beat the best then you can beat the rest :P

    But whatever is the result of the match, It will be a run fest. I am expecting 350-400 runs today :P rest i dont know if they have changed the pitch..

     

    With all due respect, KXIP's a$$ will be handed out to them tonight.

  5. The Last of Us

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    And most important of all, they are not greedy! For the kind of games they make, they still price their games pretty decently. 3500 bucks for a special edition is not bad at all!

  9. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?""Yeah," says the other cowboy."Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon.""Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

  16. The Old Cricket Thread

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    It might not be that evident, but Gayle has been doing it from last season, playing only the bad balls at the start, and then going Boom! in the end. He has become the most dangerous player now, it has become an uphill task just to get him out.

     

    Gayle's batting style is brutal, alright. But he has not been a great finisher like MSD or AB. Ofcourse, we can't blame him because he opens the innings unlike MSD who comes in lower down.. His role is to give the team a start.. I was just trying to say that AB and MSD can pull a bunny out of thin air. Such great finishers..

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  17. The Old Cricket Thread

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    Still can't believe what happened in Chepauk tonight. That man, MSD, is quite something. Such an innings does not deserve to get wasted.
    As far as I can guess, only two men in International cricket could ve played such a precise and calculated innings-- MSD and AB!

  18. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
    The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia ."
    Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.
    "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.
    "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.
    That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida . One sale a day might have been acceptable in West Virginia , but you're not in the mines anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
    The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"

     

     

    The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing..'

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