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  13. Movie Discussion Thread

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    http://www.belloflostsouls.blogspot.com/

     

    40k Movie

    Black Library in response to an audience question replied (paraphrasing): "Well, hypothetically, there could maybe be a direct to DVD release of some kind of CGI movie with Ultramarines next year. Maybe." The quality of said effort was described as being on the same level as the Dawn of War II cutscenes. Essentially the Black Library presenter made clear that something is in the works, while issueing no guarantees as to whether it would ever be finished, or released, much less an actual timeline.

     

     

    I'm in two minds about this . While I'm loving it that GW is trying at creating a CGI movie , i'm not sure how well it'll go . DoW II level cutscenes would translate to the perfect 2 hour violence fest , but they should at least provide some kind of backstory , 'cause i'm sure half the people will be WTFISTHISing .

    Then theres the fact is the ultramarines . I have more personality in my thumb then the entire chapter does .

  14. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ing/MTGxbox.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ering/Havok.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ing/Fallout.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...hechrist4ug.jpg

    "Trust us , we will deliver." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Greatest joke ever made . Like you delivered with Oblivion , eh ? Oh wait....no you didn't .

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ng/PStewart.jpg

    God graces us with one of his human forms

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...g/logiccard.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...thering/mob.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...lightenment.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...VoiceActing.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ick_Stewart.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ering/EPete.jpg

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli.../Pete_Hines.jpg

    "text doesn't make or break the game" WTF ?

     

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/Obli...ng/Dialogue.jpg

  15. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Codexers, prepare yourselves for the best game idea ever:

     

    HARDCORE. TRAVELLING. SALESMAN.

    f**k yeah.

     

    So... what's the goal of the game? The gameplay? Well, it's simple. You're a travelling salesman. But not just any travelling salesman. You're a Hardcore Travelling Salesman. That means you're extreme. You thought Commander Shepard was extreme? He's a f**king sissy compared to the Hardcore Travelling Salesman. You're hardcore. You're extreme. You're a travelling salesman.

     

    And as a travelling salesman, your goal is to visit people in their houses and trying to sell them useless sh*t they don't even need. Like selling a new vacuum cleaner to a housewife who already has three of them. Naturally, most people don't want to buy any of your stuff. That's where the big choice and consequence situations kick in.

     

    You could try to rely only on your master persuasion skills and show the housewives how *awesome* your vacuum cleaners are compared to the ones she already has. You could even demonstrate it by using your vacuum cleaner on her floor. If you use your persuasion skills well enough, you might sell her one or even two of them and go happily to the next household where you might sell another one.

     

    But there are situations where persuasion skills aren't enough. There are people who vehemently resist accepting their saviour and paying him all their money for the best products this world has ever seen. In such cases, you need to get a little extreme. In such cases, you need to become the HARDCORE TRAVELLING SALESMAN. Some guy always closing the door in front of you when you try to sell him something? Kick the f**king door in or shoot a bullet through the door's lock! f**king housewife says she doesn't need your awesome vacuum cleaner? Rip off her skirt and show her how well that thing can suck! Another housewife not convinced how well your special kitchen knives can cut? Then show her first-hand how well they cut!

     

    If your victi... customers fail to see the light, force them to buy your products! Torture! Rape! Destroy! Abuse! Do anything to demonstrate them how well your products actually work, and try everything to show them that buying your products can even save their lives!

     

    HARDCORE TRAVELLING SALESMAN - Bringing the harsh world of business to your screen!

  16. Movie Discussion Thread

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    The Dark Knight is hands down the best movie I've seen till date . I was really worried that the joker would turn out to be a generic psyco , but looks like he didn't .

    Really , My only complaint was Batman's voice . He sounded like one of those teens trying to act cool by imitating bikers . IMHO , Christian Bale makes a good Batman but a much better Bruce Wayne .

  23. What you bought this week

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    Hmm...can't argue with that logic then. Surprising, that with your signature, that you actually own a PS3. Or is it just the cardboard box of the darn thing :O ?

     

    Believe me . No one is more suprised then I am that I actually paid for something . But hey , I get the work of god of the gods (MGS4) , So , I can't complain .

  24. What you bought this week

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    *shrug* Now don't think I'm crazy , but , I suddenly have this craze for Next-gen FPSs TPSs .Yes , even a stickman FPS in next-gen graphics (is that even possible lulz) and.....-huh ? *gasp* NO !! Not again NOOOO !!! *Hand reaches out for Army of Two CD*

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