jayeshb

f**k all you assholes who keep "Sleeping" as their status on WhatsApp. #srslynobdycares

Hairy Spider by RealNoi (via @ISO500app) http://t.co/y1kInPNr

Okay. I don’t really think so many people are buying 45k phones (officially anyway) in this country. /:

Dude Priyanka in barfi looks like you @nikhildadlani

Damn’ you India http://t.co/mtbZDCAZ

I'm just going to annoy everyone by tweeting irrelevant information about the invite so people think I'm kewl - Gizmodo