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Also, when I listen to their logic, I really feel like grabbing both of them by their hair and banging their heads together.
By doing this, I will be bringing them closer !!!

they may part ways for as simple things as you do not let me check you phone
Last night, she called me to provide usual updates on her life. She tells me this:
Two of her friends (a couple) were in a live-in relationship and they have been fighting a lot for some time. Yesterday, there was another spat between them and the guy called the girl all the names (in Hindi Bhasha) in front of their friends. And when the girl retaliated, he slapped her. Now they are not together and the girl is looking for a new place to live.
Is it just me, or there is something happening to this generation that scares me?
Abusing someone you supposedly love and then assaulting her in front of your (so called) friends?
I was flabbergasted and did not understand what to say. Was that example not enough to see where things might go?
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You guys think staying out of it NOW will work?
As now I already know what I was not supposed to.
What if in future, my family asks me why didnt I tell them when I got to know about this situation?
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Exactly, they are too young.
However, they have the case of something I like to call 'young and stupid' where your future shines bright before you and everything is going to go according to your plans. Both of them work in a BPO. The guy is aspiring to be a fashion photographer.
When I told them they are too young to plan future and sh*t, I was told they were ready to wait.
STUPID KIDS !!!!
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I thought of it, but I am the usual suspect.
We (me and cousin) have been very close since our childhood and everyone in our family knows that she only opens up to me.
Now if I will stay out and the sh*t hits the fan, I will still be framed.
Besides, she has been crying in front of me for days now. And it kinda kills me to see my little girl like that.
I can finish this whole dilemma by just telling my Uncle, but I even I am in denial right now. I am telling myself that this will resolve on its own. But I know its going to be a hippopotamus having a diarrhoea. I mean I am really really confused. I think I should tell my wife

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My cousin is giving me a real hard time. I am not sure if its the place to post this problem or not, but she has been acting super dumb these days. There is a guy she's been dating. At first she denied it, but I deduced and proved it via my super-mega deduction technique.

Now, she doesnt want me to tell her parents (my Uncle/Aunty) or anybody else in the family. We are very close and she brought that guy to meet me one day (totally caught me off guard)
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What blew my mind was that the guy was dumb as a stick (just like her), but he was a real nice boy.
You could tell just by spending some time with him that he is from a good family. It shows, unlike my Miss Unhygienic (cousin).
Now, the problem is I kinda like the guy and I love her. But they are too young to foresee any future (21 and 22).
Besides, the guy belongs to a different community and I dont know how my family is going to react.
Any suggestions?
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The REAL Fast and Furious
MAUT KA KUAN !!!!

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Me: "Oye, XBOX.. bhai zara kuch porn ho jaye!"
XBOX ONE: "HARAMKHOR! 2 script pending padi hain. Unhein khatm kar le pehle.. SAALE THARKI-CHAND !!!"

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^ Was that a report ?
In which universe is that called a report ??
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^ Asaram Bapu bhi kuch aisa hi sikhata hai.. bus uska topic kisi aur cheez ke baare main hota hai

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Weather ke alawa kuch accha nahi hai us sheher main !
-- BANG-A-LOOROO --

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Hey Activision, Tom Clancy called. He wants his idea back !!!
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Aaj kal se kum garmi hai.
Kal AC chalane ke baad (dopahar main) room temp 31 aa raha tha.. today its 25. PHEW !!!
But mere kamre main cooler hai aur current temp 32 hai

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... and this !
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For all Anupam Sinha fans

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Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".
Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Friend: Then what happened..??
Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
Friend: then what... keep going...
Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ??
Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?
Man: Yes
Friend: A blu-ray burner?
Man: Yes
Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!!
Ye wahi dono bande tthe na jinhein Ramcharan ke bodyguards ne dhoya tha ??

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I just remembered, Alekh bhai doesnt like Doga.. so looks like that digest will automatically go to Avkash.
So does that mean that the poster should go to Alekh Bhai ??
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How about a poster + Doga's special edition digest in a format that never made it to the market.
Probably the only copy.
That digest has Manu's (Edison Geaorge) initial days' artwork.
So, Can we have a deathmatch NOW ???


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dude relax, am not accusing you, far from it. getting the poster is the biggest thing on its own
I know poster folds are inevitable due to shipping. Bhai RC jo posters ship karti hai.. wo tubes main roll karke aate hain.
Par jo posters mere paas hain bolay toh free ka maal wo sab folded hain

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Lets have a last man standing death match between Avkash and Alekh Bhai.
Winner gets the Dhruva poster and some other vintage stuff

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Lol, different flavors

Bhabhi ji ne pata chal giyo na.. te phir thaari bakery band ho javegi bade bhai

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Check this http://adpressive.com/yahoo-carry-heavy-attachments-new-delhi-bridge-billboard-ad/ and https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151423870861122.512153.62792926121&type=3
This seems to be part of a billboard ads run done by Yahoo few months ago in New Delhi. The first two you can't really make out if they are photoshopped or not but the third one definitely seems genuine.
These ads ARE in fact real, but they arent part of a billboard ad series. Instead, they are simple print ads for newspapers and magazines.
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screw dhruv, Dishu gave me a badass doga poster couple of weeks ago-


btw, any idea as to how to remove or straighten the fold creases ? my sister suggested wrapping in hard cloth and running an iron over it, with measure, of course.
I am not sure how to take care of those folds. Sorry, but this is how I got the poster

That Dhruva poster in Dishus pics

Dishu bhai ek dila de, please please please
Bhai, wo Dhruva waale ke badle main hi Nemo ka Doga wala mila hai.
Jaise hi Dhruva ka koi naya milega.. I will keep it for you (and then Alekh Bhai)

Waise.. Amber ka kuch ata-pata hai aajkal.. I have to send him a Dhruva poster.
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What is the Dog equivalent of 'Bros before Hoes!" ???
-- "Owner before Boner!"
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I had same conversation with a girl 6 years ago. Honestly, your relationship/friendship is f**ked !!!
There is nothing you or she can do now to repair this mess.
I think it should be better to end all this (even friendship) with a good taste.
She made herself very clear from the beginning that she wanted you just as a friend.
Your intentions however, were different but you also have to respect hers.
So its better to explain it to her politely that you wont be able to be only her friend and she wont accept you anything more than a friend. And that is why, it should be better for both of you to go your separate ways