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  1. I am bored of this single open world map that looks more or less identical.

     

    would love to see different tracks from different countries so that it has varieties?

     

    I loved how NFS 2 had so many different tracks. Best NFS game imo.

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    An unemployed mechanic decides to open a clinic to make money.

    The sign outside the clinic wrote "we cure everything for 50 pounds, if not cured we return you 100 pounds".

    A doctor thought it was a good chance to earn 100 pounds so he goes in.

     

    Doctor (as patient) - "Doctor I have lost my sense of taste".

    Mechanic (as doctor) - "Nurse please bring potion no 22 and give this patient a spoonful"

    The doctor-patient almost vomits, spits the potion and says "that's no medicine - it's machine oil".

    Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations, your sense of taste has returned, 50 pounds please".

     

    The doctor pays up and leaves most displeased but a few days later he decides to try again to get his money back.

     

    Doctor-patient - "Doctor I have lost my memory, I can't remember a thing, please help me".

    Mechanic-doctor - "Nurse please bring potion no 22 and give this patient a spoonful"

    Doctor-patient - "Hey, potion 22 is the machine oil, it's not a medicine".

    Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations, your memory has returned, that 'll be 50 pounds".

     

    The doctor leaves the premises again in a state of fury but in a couple of days he decides to go again and have the last word:

     

    Doctor-patient - "Doctor my vision is impaired, I cannot see".

    Mechanic-doctor - "I am very sorry sir, I 'm afraid I can't cure this, but take these 100 pounds"

    Doctor-patient - "But this is a 50 pound note you are giving me".

    Mechanic-doctor - "Congratulations my friend, your sight too has returned, give me 50 pounds please".

  3. Some cool pics
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    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-26/bioluminescent-dinoflagellate-light-up-the-surf/5696126

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    A [colourized] photograph taken by Scott’s British Antarctic Expedition to the South Pole, before they perished on their return journey. [1910]"

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    Glen Etive, in the West Highlands of Scotland [1067 x 1600] by Fernando Vicente

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    Beauty & Decay: Buildings Made Out Of Human Remains

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