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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    All about MARRIAGE without any prejudice
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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
    before the fight begins!

    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
    To tell each other affectionately. ..
    Sweetheart U R Dead!

    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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    Anniversary
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    When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."
    In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
    However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
    In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash.

    After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.
    But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

    Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

    Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we've been together."
    They hugged and made their peace.

    A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
    Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

  2. The Football Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted · Edited by BABU*

    Barca banned from making transfers in the next 2 transfer windows 'for breaches relating to the international transfer and registration of players under the age of 18. '

    Spanish FA, FC Barcelona sanctioned for international transfers of minors - FIFA.com

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    This transfer ban comes on top of a 370,000 euro fine. Really huge blow for Barca...

    In addition the RFEF has also been fined 415,000 euros.

    Means that Ter Stegen's contract will be terminated too ... in that case Pinto will be Barca's primary GK for the forseeable future.

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    My predictions for todays game:

    PSG - Chealsea 2-1
    Real - Durtmund 3-2

  13. Batman: Arkham Knight

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    Posted · Edited by BABU*

    Wow...i m very happy for the huge change they are bringing from previous titles... also this time I want some missions in daytime too.

     

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    Batman: Arkham Knight Added To Steam, Confirms October 14th Release Date

    Even though Rocksteady has not announced any release date for Batman: Arkham Knight, Gamestop initially leaked that the game would be coming on October 14th, something that is further strengthened by the game’s official Steam page.


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    As we can clearly see, Batman: Arkham Knight’s Steam page claims that the game will be out on October 14th.

    Both Warner Bros and Rocksteady have not commented yet on the game’s October release date. Still, it’s pretty obvious by now that this is not a placeholder and that the next Batman game will be coming in mid-October.

  22. The Football Thread

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    Posted · Edited by BABU*

    Champions League night :bounce:

     

    It's going to be too easy against city though :yawn:

     

    Barca's away record, especially to English teams isn't good at all. That is why I don't see them winning tonight. Lets see what happen..

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