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SyLaRzV

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  7. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Have you noticed

     

    - If you suck one nip, the women herself offers the other one. And that.. was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

    - Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, [private-part]...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

    - Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

    - Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

    - 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

    - Life is like a penis, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

    - Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's penis hard, not his life..!

    - When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".


    Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.

    Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..

     

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  8. The Old Cricket Thread

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    Dhoni: At the end of the day, I'm happy with how we have progressed. Few areas we've to improve, but happy overall.

     

    Comical wit at its best,he is the best comedian we have ever produced ,trolling the entire nation so he can come up with such gems.

     

    classic dhoni :lol:

  16. The Football Thread

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    Barca are a bunch of assholes.. Always hated them since the Cesc transfer saga a few seasons back.. What they are doing for Suarez right now is nothing compared to the the way they behaved that time.. If Liverpool dig their heels, they will keep on coming out with statements about Suarez, day after day.. It won't be long before they somehow find 'Barca DNA' in him..

    :lol:

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