Wittywacker

RT @krxshpatel: Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as mu…

Life sucks.

@AapkiAlexa @YouTube Would also suggest the Nescafe Basement version.

Ah music, ah lyrics. Abbah! https://t.co/wf9hl9Va2G

@AapkiAlexa Still not effective though.

RT @MumbaiCentral: So many people come to Chennai and want to do things or eat good food and some helpful bloke tags me but I don't end up…

Cooking. (Though I occasionally burn it while preparing Bhindi fry.)

RT @NetflixIndia: Please provide #Aadhaar details for more information. https://t.co/siuuLr1I06

RT @Brewkenstein: Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song. https://t.co/PRE0ANZg3I

There are more people here stranded at the airport because of bad weather than there were people yesterday at the Ganga Aarti.

RT @livetimefe: He was 29. Recently promoted at work, one can say he had a great life. A great job, relatively stress-free, a lov…

@AapkiAlexa @knowkenny @abishmathew Celeb.

RT @FourFourTweet: OFFICIAL: The last-16 #UCLDraw lin full: ?? Juve vs. Spurs ?? ?? Basel vs. Man City ?? ?? Porto vs. Liverpool ?? ?? Sev…

RT @AppyRotter: I realize I'm probably going to procrastinate on my own death too.

Current study/prep anthem. All day. Every day. 'Hey mama' - https://t.co/YOUwF025aC

RT @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN: When it rains in Tokyo it becomes an instant Blade Runner town. https://t.co/JQuANFyx47

RT @samuelluckhurst: That's hilarious. Everton fans cheered Lukaku's blocked free-kick like a goal. Then he scored a goal. #mufc

What the actual f**k?! TRAILER WESTEROS THE SERIES - GAME OF THRONES SPINOFF https://t.co/9tPkAnCxFd via @YouTube

RT @bhogleharsha: A meltdown. Well played girls, you made us proud. Great days ahead.

RT @TheWeirdWorld: I wish I knew which songs remind other people of me.

Insayyyne thread. https://t.co/ptYkTcwXe3

RT @aalicesayss: THIS PERSON FAKED FAINTING TO SEE WHAT THEIR DOG WOULD DO https://t.co/m6Ggk6jCf9

More than 500ml coffee consumed in the last 2hrs. I'm wide awake, I'm wide awake..