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  7. The end of Blu-Rays and 4K formats in india?

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    Just saw that 4k blu-rays and new blu ray movies are no longer available on amazon and flipkart from the major resellers like EXCEL video. They got pulled suddenly in last 48 hours off both the platforms. And the few that are there from other vendors are at crazy prices. 

     

    Anyone has an update on this? Loved the formats on my Home Theatre

  9. Best place to buy 4K blu ray movies

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    Hi

     

    I wanted to ask where buy your 4K movies from?

     

    Are we now limited to just an amazon and flipkart or are there other retail channels still available?

    The prices of blu ray movies on amazon and flipkart have gone up and the great deals have disappeared!

     

    Thanks

     

    Amit

     

     

    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  16. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

     

    After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

     

    In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

     

    The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

     

    The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

     

    "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

  17. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."

     

    "A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"

     

    "No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

  21. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.

     

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

     

     

    I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

     

     

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

     

     

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

     

     

    If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

     

     

    If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

     

     

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again

  22. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Posted · Edited by originalamit

    SARDAR DETECTIVES

     

    A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become Detectives.

     

    To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the First Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

     

    'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'

     

    The first Singh answers, 'That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!'

     

    The policeman Says, 'Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.'

     

    Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for

    5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, 'This is your suspect, how

    would you recognize him?'

     

    The second Singh smiles and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!'

     

    The policeman angrily responds,'What' s the matter with you two? Of course, only one eye and one ear are

    showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?'

     

    Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh

    And in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

     

    He quickly adds, 'Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.' The third Singh

    looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, 'The suspect wears Contact lenses.'

     

    The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect

     

    wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an Interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and

    I'll get back to you on that.'

     

    He leaves the room and goes to his office,checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

     

    'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.

     

    Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?

     

    'That's easy,' the Singh replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.'

  23. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Hilarious Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in a Punjabi newspaper!!

     

     

    Dear Madam:

     

    I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Amritsar . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

     

    I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce alot.

     

    I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking (only a Kingfisher in the evenings) but I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

     

    I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.

     

    I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

     

    Expecting soon,

     

    Yours and only yours,

     

    Choudhary Bash Warraich,

    born by mother in Bhindra di galli and become big,

    and moneyed in Amritsar, Punjab

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