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Posts posted by VelivolusDas
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I didn't understand the Justice League Android - iPhone joke........

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It has nothing to do with Mourinho. I've despised them since long before he came along.
Imagine the horror when I told my mom to get me a black and white striped Juve jersey from Europe, and she instead got a black and blue striped Inter one

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OMG...... A die-hard Juve fan who hates Inter, gets an Inter jersey........ 
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@Mel:
It feels great to sport a Barca jersey......... Trust me, I know...... 
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WTF was that???????



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Err..... Sorry if this sounds n00bish...... But I think Arsenal also have some chance, right....?????

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My sentence:
I need a piece of sh*t because I was horny.........
Doesn't make any sense to me.......
:happydance:Kisiko samajh mein aaye toh bata dena........

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can someone explain puspa's joke

I don't think so....... Only Pushy understood it.......


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my joke:
girl1 - magic is awesome...i like magic...who here does
girl2 - yeah girl, i like magic yo!
boy - hey, even i like magic...
girl2 - really? wow, wanna date?
boy - wait, i wanted to say Black magic...
girl 2 leaves...girl1 leaves
boy - wtf...

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I have Stone Cold Steve Austin's book.......... I had bought it when I was in the second standard........

IIRC, it wasn't written by him........ It was just a book about his life......... That book also explained that all that's shown inside the ring are all pre-planned stunts.......... And the injuries of superstars were all "accidents" or "mishaps" occurred while performing the stunts.........
Let me check if I still have it........ Would feel really good to read it again after all these years........

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oh really ??
N where r Bolton?
Out of the relegation battle I guess tabhi tu itna uchhal raha hai?
Dude....... He's only 'naam ka bolton fan'........

Deep down he likes Barca........ But seriously guys, I don't think ManU deserved to go out.........

But what the heck, MANU'RE OUT......!!!!!!


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But in the end rafael deserved the red, a football match is 90mins long and barca dont give a f**k whether manutd would've 'scared the sh*t outta them' because .......MAN UTD ARE OUT
EPICest post ever.......


High-fives man........
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ManU out.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WooHoo.......!!!!!!!!!!!
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:dance:It's gonna be Barca all the way now.........


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I don't have a Barca crest-towel........ I was only wearing the Arsenal crest-towel........Second time in my life I wasn't wearing a Barca jersey while watching them play........ Really wanted Arsenal to win......

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Ibrahimoviçh out........


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wait.... y no arshavin??? his was a tactical sub.... he did not get injured.... did he???????

First half mein Tactical sub.......


Did u even watch the match or just saw the pics on the internet this morning.........

He was injured, but I'm not sure whether it's a long-term injury or not.......
I hope that it's not........ 
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No Gallas....... no Fabregas....... no Ashravin........ (maybe)



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:wOOtjumpy:What a game of football.......
Really proud to be a GUNNERS fan......... Walcott, Fabregas, Almunia

First time in my life I was ecstatic to see Barca concede goals.........

But the return-leg is a bit worrying........

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Fabregas starting........


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What a song!!!!!!
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WTF was that...
Was he trying the MOONWALK???
Looks like a bad ankle twist which means even if he is ready for Chelsea he wont be 100% fit for the game... Way to go... 


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+1 man....... HBK is one hell of a wrestler...... A true entertainer........
Good thing that he lost to The Undertaker atleast........

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Just about 24 hours to go, right??????

Arsenal against Barca....... Why isn't this match the finals of the CL........
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Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread
in General Chatter
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I seriously can't stop laughing........


