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An Arab was washed up on the shore of a desert island after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him
Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to
the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Arab.
Soon he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the Arab man
took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no
more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Arab
man had ever seen without Burkha.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze �
perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Arab started to get 'those feelings' and thanked Allah for bestowing the
moment to satisfy his carnal desire.
He cuddled up close to the young woman and whispered in her ear,
' Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? '
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watched "The Devil's Hand".
OK movie for a one time watch. It's not good enough to watch a second time yet not bad enough not to watch. Pretty generic. Acting was ok.
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Watched Thank you for smoking. Good movie.
Zodak you should watch this man
That movie was awesome. I have the DVD lying around somewhere.
What a speaker this man.Hats Off.
Maybe he should switch to speaking instead of acting because what I've seen of his acting is essentially sh*t lately. Not hating bro but he's coming across as one of those Hollywood Divas who do not know how to age well. He isn't taking his irrelevance well.
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Still baffles my mind that people want to leave the racing track while racing. Maybe I'm watching too much F1 and MotoGP instead of demolition derby. Maybe next GT should remove crash barriers around Nurburgring so you can completely bypass the two carousels, drive through the grass field and beat the real world 599XX record in a Beetle.
Yeah I can never understand the need for a damn shortcut thru the underbrush in a damn race. Sure its a game but where's the f**king challenge in that.
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How cool was that ending line from Dean
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Paranormal activity 1 yes. The remaining were just cash grabs.
Another one that was great for the time was Blair Witch Project. Deserved all the praise it got.
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^ yeah conjuring is pretty scary. After a long time I felt I was watching horror done right.
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In my mind nothing can top The Exorcist Directors Cut or The Omen (the old one) for sheer terror (exorcist) or suspense and horror (the omen)
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Yep insidious was good. Even sinister was good except for that totally sh*t ending IMO. Ruined the movie for me.
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how good is Deliver Us From Evil ?
Dunno man. many people say its good some said it sucks. I'll probably watch it soon.
Annabelle
Conjuring was freakin A man.Yep. Conjuring was a decent watch and restored my faith that there can still be horrors without excessive violence, blood and gore.
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^ that password one
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I think Castiel has had his run and its time to retire the character. Bring back Bobby Singer IMO.
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Hmm.... Will look it up thanks
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Hmm.... maybe I'll give it a go once I'm done with generation kill.
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lol I'll watch Annabelle because it's been on my radar for a while now. Damn If I could actually sit through Savage Harvest (1994) and The Appearing (2014), Annabelle should be a piece of cake no matter how badly its been reviewed.
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^ How was season 4? I watched till season 3 but lost interest.
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So, the reviews of this movie called Babadook are excellent. I heard of this movie just today, haven't even seen the trailer yet but I am super excited now.
Thanks for the heads up. This and Annabelle are the one's I'm looking forward to now. Never could resist a good horror.
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Yeah seriously the Castiel scenes were snoozeworthy. Boohoo humans, feelings blah blah
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Supernatural Season 10 premiere. Started the season with a bang. Nice to see Dean in this avatar. Only found the Castiel scenes boring.
And some gems from Crowley as usual.
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f**k I want so badly to watch Haider but I'm working late, wife's shift clash, daughter's exams and friends visiting this weekend. Not to mention that I'll have to travel an hour and a half to the theater. BC. Hopefully next week.
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watched "The Appearing" last night.
There's only one thing you'll ask yourself after watching this abomination, "Why didn't anyone use this movie as a weapon of mass destruction"
If I had a choice I'd watch "Savage Harvest" ten times over this POS. At least Savage Harvest was hilariously bad.
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Maybe they could have hired Steve Martin for French accented English
J/k
The "Good" and The "Bad" News Thread :) :(
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Too bad man.
here take this