sameuun
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A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it’s constipation and that he’ll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doc shoves the tablet up his behind.
“You’ll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week,” says the doctor.
Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.
“Damn!” screams the man.
“What’s the matter?” she asks. “Did I hurt you?”
“No,” he replies, “but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.”
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A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem and gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which the man read on his way home.
When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him he told her, “From now on I’m the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I’m going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The undertaker,” she replied.
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Worried about their less-than-exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist, who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to the wife's joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.
This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…”
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brought 5Net BroadBand connection
UT 10 Unlimited (10Mbps Unlilmited /no FUP)
plan charge: 1500
installation charge: 1000
total damage: 2500
and here is the awesomeness
pushy bhai,
whose [providing?
is it wired ?
wireless?
how to get that in my city?
im totally n00b about 5 net
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awesome find brother
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And farmville is the best strategy game of all time
Ofcourse, if you are a gal that is :-p
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let me get my hand on 'em
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look all of guys what i wll be getting
:wOOtjumpy: 
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true that athek
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Who doesn't like Angry Birds?
isay kehtay hai bhai chara
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We've got angry birds fans here? o.O
yes uncle we all love angry birds
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yes, in the holy city of Nawabs/.
and Kababs
and Shabab
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anyone loves smoking here.
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what if a get scratches on screen glass, then?
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yeah thats how it happens.
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Guys - dumbass question incoming. So, I synced my G-nex with my laptop for music using Windows Media Player. I then went to the music player on the G-nex to try and access my music, and it claims my music library is empty. I tried syncing my laptop with the phone again and the message comes up that all the files are already on the phone. Can anyone shed any light on how I get access to it?
which player u using?
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i bought a screen guard from local shop @300/- and i really dont know which one is it.
infact i never knew there is quiete a variety in scrreen guard too.
and 1thing for sure, its just been a month and i already have a lot of scratches on it, it happens everytime i try to clean the oil which apparently comes through skin contact.
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hey guys, any app for downloading video from random porn site.
like i do on computer through IDM.
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Tiger: Ye saale DISCOVERY channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai.
Monkey: Kya Hua.?
Tiger:-are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain TIGER kam ho rahe hai.. :-D
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Watched Game of Shadows
Enjoyed this one more than the first one
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i watched on thursday.
very good movie
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guys,
anyone got news for Rocktar on bluray
eagerly waiting for one.
also if knows about special edition.?
Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread
in General Chatter
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Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin."
The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."
"I know," she says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was—God, I miss him."