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ColorCodePurple

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  19. Movie Discussion Thread

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    ^^(@vergil) Its normal that they wont like Inception and there is a high chance you'll like it. If you want their happiness go for salt if you want yours go for inception.

    I am really :ko: now,I wanted to see salt but inception is looking good.

     

    Now I have to do that cliched coin toss :(

  20. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Guys help me with his dilemma :(

     

    I am supposed to go for a movie on the 26th,my schedule has gone epic busy lately so this would be the last trip to the cinema for a month at least.

     

    Should I go for inception? Or Salt?

     

    There would be girls,along with me too,I dont want to go for a movie they wont like :fear:

  21. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    http://www.amazon.com/Parent-Child-Testing-Product-Pack/dp/B002A6HXL6/ref=pd_sbs_indust_4

     

    :rofl:

     

    look at one of the reviews

     

     

    I have tried many other Parent Child Testing products and frankly never had much luck with them. The product worked fine, but I am only giving it 3 stars for a couple of reasons:

     

    1) I would prefer the option to purchase in quantities other than a 10 pack or a 15 pack. When I placed my order the 10 packs were out of stock, so I had to go for the 15 pack. I have only two parents and two children. Some of you math whizzes out there have already computed that in my situation, this left me with about 10 units too many.

     

    2) Mine came without instructions. When I shell out $25,000 for testing equipment, I expect instructions.

     

    Best I can figure, instructions are as follows:

     

    PARENT CHILD TESTING PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:

    1) Remove one of the Parent Child Testing Products from your 10 or 15 pack. Exercise caution as each device weighs approximately 30 pounds and could cause serious injury if you should drop it on your foot.

    2) While carrying the Parent Child Testing Product, very quietly sneak up behind the unsuspecting person whom you wish to test.

    3) Yell "Mom" if the test subject appears to be female or alternatively yell "Dad" if you suspect that the test subject is male.

    4) Count to 3 and then hurl the Parent Child Testing Product at the test subject's head.

     

    Results may be interpretted as follows:

    Parent- If the test subject turns quickly at the sound of "Mom" or "Dad" being yelled and either catches or dodges the flying Parent Child Testing Product... the subject has tested positive as a "Parent."

     

    Child- If the test subject fails to turn at the sound of "Mom" or "Dad" being yelled and remains engrossed in the cartoon that he/she is watching on television... resulting in a severe or fatal head injury, your test subject was most likely a child.

     

    One caveat. In the case of aging parents who suffer from hearing loss, occasional false positives for "Child" may result. All in all a great product. A little pricey, but when you REALLY need to know if you're dealing with a parent or a child... why quibble over a mere $25,000?

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