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Mozart

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  1. The Careers Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    did not know where to post...so in a way it fits here...

    any of the old members of this forum looking to start or expand his business,i am looking for a change in life...because right now the job is there,but timings/lifestyle etc are really not matching with my personal and family life...

    so if anyone here looking to start something,or already has something and is looking to expand...or has a super money making idea :P but cant go ahead for whatever reasons...get in touch with me ...by pm..and yea only old reputed trusted members who i sort of know in this forum...rest of the things can be discussed

     

    :kisstogether: i had the same idea and called up on my old friends to start a binesss venture .... :bigyellowgrin:

     

    They were all interested but were too scared to put in money !!!!

     

    we needed someone with real gud business sense......... so starting something new has lotta risks

     

    a couple of my friends quit (IT jobs) and joined their dad's business ......doing really well right now

  6. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    Girls status on fb ->

     

    ":("

     

    Comments:

    ...1.Haww! Kya hua?

    2.Hey,evry thing ok? Shud i call?

    3.Hey,dnt b sad.Tell me wat hppned?

    4.Evrythng s gonna be ok baby,chill .

     

    Boys status on fb ->

     

    ":("

     

    Comments:

    1.Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte

    2.Kya hua kamine

    3.sala Dukhi aatma.

    4.Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale. :P

    5. kya hua bc

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  21. Movie Discussion Thread

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    saw back to back killbill 1 & 2...i know i am a bit late :P .... but seriously awesome awesome awesome movies :majesty:

    :ranting: for watching it late , uma thurman :wub: with all that a** kickin

     

     

    Also watched Captain America , another super hero movie down the drain , one time watch - nothing new in this movie

     

    Well atleast they didnt use lotsa CGI on this one , for a change

     

    Hugo Weaving :majesty: , the only savior of the movie (atleast for the first half)

  22. Movie Discussion Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    Its the character itself. There is only so much you can do with "lol invulnerable to everything except Krypton" bullshit. Its like the Scooby doo cartoons, you already know how it will go.

     

    And I know Supes fans are gonna jump down my throat with nonsense like "but he is supposed to be a god character and the story is a metaphor for him trying to blah blah blah blah" and :tongue: is all I can be bothered to say to that.

     

    Its a shitty character in a shitty universe. Even the original Superman trilogy was tolerable at best.

     

     

     

    +1

     

    :bigyellowgrin:

  23. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    Man Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

    Finally , the guys' side of the story.

    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

    We always hear " the rules"

    From the female side....

    Now here are the rules from the male side.

     

    These are our rules!

    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

    ON PURPOSE!

    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

     

    1.. Crying is blackmail.

     

    1. Ask for what you want.

    Let us be clear on this one:

    Subtle hints do not work!

    Strong hints do not work!

    Obvious hints do not work!

    Just say it!

     

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

     

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

     

     

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

     

     

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

    Don't ask us.

     

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

     

    1. You can either ask us to do something

    Or tell us how you want it done.

    Not both.

    If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

     

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. .

     

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

     

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve color is.

    1. We guys may stink, and it perfectly alright with us. We don’t need to bath everyday,

    why to bother when a Deo can solve the issue.

     

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

     

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

     

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

     

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football

    or Cricket.

     

    1. You have enough clothes.

     

    1. You have too many shoes.

     

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

     

    :bigyellowgrin:

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