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  14. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    These are real life anecdotes shared by IT people.

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    Bhavik

     

    I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card

    and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

     

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    Bhabani

     

    Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

     

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    Ashok

     

    Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning

    at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and

    laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

     

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    Jyotsna

     

    Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .

    And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..

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    Kiran

     

    Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.

    I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"

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    Bipul

     

    I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..

    at my personal internet connection at home...

    thinking it will be blocked any way.

    Till I realize - I am at home.

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    Rohit

     

    Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.

    keeping hands in front of tap for waiting

    water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.

    I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....

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    Nidhi

     

    Once after talking to one of my friends

    I ended the conversation saying,

    " Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"

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    Nisha

     

    Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message

    from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

     

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    Nisha

     

    I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and

    wondered when they became invalid???

     

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    Sandeep

     

    Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....

    pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....

    I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.

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    Ashwin

     

    Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching

    from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.

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    Vidyarthi

     

    And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,

    decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,

    when I wanted to check the time,

    I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

     

     

     

     

    ........Dont know if they are real but a couple of them happened with me

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  19. The Careers Thread

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    Posted

    Well my major is Instrumentation and in many of the places I'd asked for a communications related subject for MS.

     

     

     

    I thought i was unique....... :bigyellowgrin:

     

    all my friends went to MS after their BE in instrumentation, but i stayed back :wallbash:

  25. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Posted

    Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.

     

     

     

    Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.

     

    RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?

    PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.

    RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans

    PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.

    RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.

    PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100

    RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.

    PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?

    RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.

    PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.

    RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

    PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in your a*s hole ... deep inside ...!!

    RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ...

     

    PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?

     

    The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their a*s.

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