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  1. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Did you know that the same pair played husband and wife in last Godzilla movie :P

     

     

    Did you know the same pair boinked in some hot incestous seckz in ultimate marvel universe ?

     

     

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    I sincerely hope the esteemed wizards of the interwebz and of X-vid are working their best to fulfill the Rule 34 prophecy.

  2. Personal Training / Fitness Counseling thread

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    Posted · Edited by Nemo

    Anyone here please answer my question ?

    I am 15 years old and I am 6'2,so should I start going to gym or wait for some years

    I am really confused

    Please help

     

     

    Do body weight exercises. Push up et all.

    There is absolutely No reason for anyone to not work on fitness.

     

    Once you cross 18ish you can graduate to weights.

     

    It's a myth that weight training stunt height (but then again you're already 188), i mean it's not a complete truth, It does impede bone's natural growth in growing years but if you avoid movements that go above your neck in that phase and you'll be fine. A lot of professionals, especially those from the golden age of 1970s-80s,started in their mid teens.

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  5. Heart broken ppl's club

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    On a selfish note, I can hardly find a gamer girl in India, whatif I want to marry one? Where shud I find one?

     

     

    :rofl:

     

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    There should be a minimum testosterone requirement check before posting on the forums.

    The "aand mein hai dum, tab hi post karenge hum" Reflex-Analysis

     

     

    Oh and..

     

     

     

    Sexist jokes are still jokes, but that doesn't makes them funny or right because "they are jokes" and the last thing you should ever do is tell the person point this out to "learn to take a joke".

     

    That's gayer than One direction doing cross fit before having a gay off with Richard Simmons and Elton John in a Turkish Bath House.

     

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  6. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Saw Birdman. Holy f**k this might be the most pretentious film I have ever seen. And whats absolutely unforgivable is that the film has absolutely nothing to be pretentious about.

     

    Every other scene and every character just drips Hipster douchiness. Its like some shitty first year college film by someone who thinks they are smart and are making something that is very sharp and subtle while in reality its actually as sharp and subtle as a sledgehammer. They might as well look into the screen (and they actually do at times) and go to the audience "Guys, guys do you get this scene. Do you see how clever it is. Guys you see the metaphors right? Guys this is so smart."

     

    Yeah we get it. You like the smell of your own farts. GG.

     

    Even Edward Norton couldnt save this disaster. What a waste of 2 hours. Damn!

     

     

     

    I liked it, was fine for what it was, but no way did i go gayballs over it like some others..

    And hey, any movie that materialises long anticipated dream of watching batman vs hulk is always awesome

     

     

     

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    :D

  8. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Posted · Edited by Nemo

    Trailer is good, but Zuckerberg's voice sounded like a*s Tbh. He's the character i am most perturbed about

     

    Lexy Luther should be someone like mark strong, a Hard bald man who can kick a*s just by his tenor. Not a whispy teenager entering puberty.

     

    Apropos the dark tone, as long as they keep nolan's shitty "omg so REALISTIK" hard on away, it's fine.

     

     

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  13. The Old Cricket Thread

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    Beti**** dus teams khelti hain, usmein bhi aapas mein lad ke ra*di rona :rofl:

     

     

     

     

    bhai log, pls pls explain this to me - i see a lot of indians on SM who live & work here who are fans of other countries & barrack for them even more against india. they arent just fans of those teams but seem to almost hate the indian team & berate them. they are actually disappointed when india wins

     

    can someone explain this phenomenon to me. no one i know personally is like this. i can understand that in sports where we have no presence like football or in sports where we are complete rubbish, but why in cricket?

     

    i can understand having a 2nd favorite team & being like "if india dont win, then i would love xyz to win" or even "i dont mind either winning" but this "fk yeah india losers suck it. go xyz" i just dont understand

     

    you never see the reverse happening ie an aussie/pakistani/english/sa berating his own team & being the biggest india fan

     

    so india doesnt only have haters from oz/pak/sa etc but also amongst its own people :ko:

     

     

     

    :hi:

     

    will share my opinion tom.. for today dont want to be too critical :(

     

     

    Here is some perspective from a very casual fan (of cricket and more specifically indian team)- I was once an ardent fan, but off late bcci's attitude and the way they have managed to kill the idea of bowling in the game has really disgusted me.

    I follow cricket oft but because bowling is clearly treated as underprivileged cousin i do not find much joy in the sport.
    But still, being an Indian i cannot really escape the fandom, so generally I follow and pine for any team that has a killer bowling unit with it, but i no way am anti india in terms of loyalty, i could be called anti cricket in the way that i mock the sport sometimes (well, most times) but no way will i support any other team in a match involving India.

    I however will always have a soft spot for a team with amazeballs fast bowlers, like for example THE World Cup moment for me has been Wahab Riaz's spell against australia, and it would have still been even if India had won the cup. But no way would i have supported any rival team against India. I wont go the jingoistic way claiming that everything is a "conspiracy against us" like some (including You- not hating on you, just observing in good faith) and particularly Gavaskar- do, but I wont be as daft as to hate on indian team to seem cool.

    Anyhoo, it's not as if the hardcore fans are any better. Case in point, check this gem out-

     

     

     

    ^^ Nope. Bcoz he is an overrated idiot... Who has got more fame and respect than he deserves.

     

     

     

    Virat Kohli may be many things, and he will in all probability run the team to ground (before moneybags bcci pulls the strings behind the scenes to haul them back up) once he becomes captain because of his attitude, But you have to be a special kind of "special" to claim him as Over-rated.

    The man has proved his mettle and has almost a decade of play time still left. He is a class apart in batting among all his peers.

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  14. The Football Thread

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    Posted · Edited by Nemo

    3 la liga teams in QF :gunsmilie:

    and none from EPL :rofl:

     

    what happened to best league in the world.

     

    Ajeeb ch**tiya hai :doh:

    No league is absolute Best per se, mostly cause a league consists of ~20 teams. Epl's popularity globally is because of Marketing and English (language), and here also because of conducive (to air) timings vis a vis la liga.

     

    Also UCL performance is cyclic in nature. Where were you when epl teams featured regularly in last 4 ? Hell, in one iteration 3/4 teams were from epl in the semi stages, and i am talking events from the last 6-7 seasons. Chelsea alone has a fantastic record of a number of semifinal showings. Arsenal has Always made it to knock outs in UCL, iirc the only team to have done so across leagues.

     

    Your assertion here of gauging league "quality" based on 2 seasons would be akin to if I cherry pick your post to chart out the IQ level of football thread to show how we're (barely, only) marginally better than those chumps on the cricket side whereas in reality there's a gulf of quality in between.

     

     

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  18. The Football Thread

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    ^ What has John Terry done?

    Going by the recent trend of gooner's bitterness:- crippled gooner's pet, made out with his high-school sweetheart crush, peed over his potentially scholarship attaining homework and gave him 7 straight years of wedgies.

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  23. The Old Cricket Thread

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    Posted · Edited by Nemo

    voted for south africa B)

     

     

    Wait so last years Dota 2 International had a bigger prize pool than the World Cup of cricket?

     

    This is the best the ICC BCCI could cough up?

     

    Because it's the no. 1 sport in bunch of gareeb desh and in rich nations it's fairly low on the totem pole.

  25. The Old Cricket Thread

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    You guys (those who say he should have stayed on as a player) are baselessly assuming the idea that he loved playing Tests.

     

    Well what if he doesn't?

    Test matches are drab, and they take a lot of toll on a keeper. Day in day out crouching.

     

    Dhoni was never too big a fan of tests and honestly, i agree in this regards. Tradition be damned, only an arcane sport can have the audacity to go on for five freaking days and still end up sans a victor.

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