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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    What would happen If Mahabharata played out in this era?

    1. The Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them.

    2. When Bheem (played by Sallu Bhai) meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over.

    3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."

    4. Media would target Shree Krishna (for being a BJP stooge) as Dwarka was in Gujarat.

    5. Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; "Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga."

    6. Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode.

    7. Nandan Nilkeni would go mad during AADHAR data collection at the Kaurava household.

    8. India TV headlines will be 'Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz, khulega Aaj, theek raat 8 baze!

    9. TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows: "How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?"

    10. After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals.

    11. Saree Showrooms will pay millions for exclusive rights to the live telecast of Draupadi's vastraharan.

    12. Abhimanyu would have got the GYAN that getting out of Chakravyuh was easier than booking a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC." (The chakravyuh episode will be shot in Bangalore during peak traffic hours)

    13. Draupadi (played by Aishwarya) would be L'Oreal shampoo brand ambassador, with her tagline being: "5 problems, 1 solution."

    14. Sanjaya (played by Ronnie Screwalla) would have minted billions by selling satellite rights for the kurukshetra war.

    15. Barkha's show would be renamed: 'The Yudh Stops Here'; Sagarika's: 'Face the Yudh' and Arnab's: 'The Yud Hour'

    16. Dritharashtra (played by the one & only ND Tiwari) will disclose the secret of how to father 100 children.

    17. US would be begging India to share the Dron'e technology with them.

    18. Lord Krishna will be Political Guru & Shakuni will be Management Guru.

    19. There would be a 'Justice for Kauravas' campaign by Civil Society at India Gate against Pandavas for massacring the whole family.

    20. Pandavas would have to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects!!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  4. Marriage and Gaming : I do?

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    It takes about a billion keys all at the same time to open that happiness lock. Some of the keys, from my perspective and experience :

     

    * Listen to her

    * Pay attention to her (especially when she is not speaking anything)

    * Make her feel cared for

    * Impromptu gifts get you loads of bonus points. Redeem them for you know what :naughty:

    * Cook a nice meal for her

    * Act slightly careless/forgetful once in a while (They hate it when they can't hate you for something, better give them easy fodder)

    * Give each other space (only known two way street in a relationship except that number :naughty:)

    * If you don't like it, pretend to

    * Love her family and keep her parents relaxed around you.

    * Help out with her tasks once in a while

     

    Those who ask why at any of these are necessary should be imprisoned in a dark lonely cell someplace.

     

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  11. Heart broken ppl's club

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    I am in a relationship for 1.3 years now and while i am happy and love my gf but sometimes i do feel that kaash single hota? Is it normal? Does anyone else here feel the same?

     

    Hmmm.. Too much of anything is bad and yup, distance does at times makes the heart grow fonder. It's totally okay to crave for "alone me" time and by all means take time for it. If not, you will feel frustrated and it may have an adverse effect on your relationship. Take a vacation with your guy gang, go for a weekend of gamathon with your buddies and encourage your girl to spend some time with her friends or by herself.

     

    You may even come up with " my day" of the week and take time out doing things that you as a person love to do rather than as a couple. Hope the need to take a break is only because of monotony of relationship and not due to " reduction in love" , " nearing expiry date" or " other temptations" .

  12. Marriage and Gaming : I do?

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    Getting married a couple of weeks after GTA V releases :samui: . Flying to India 10 days after I get the game.

     

    My gf is flying a week before me and she's worried I might miss my flight because I'll be stuck playing the damn game. I also have a bachelor party planned in that week so won't really get any time with the game :cry:

     

    Haha.. What's with you guys and GTA V?

     

    I have also stocked on books to read, movies to watch and planned time out with my girl friends for the next one month since hubby is showing full signs of addiction thanks to GTA V

     

     

  17. Heart broken ppl's club

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    Alright, here it is.

     

    I've been in India for over 2 months now for my holidays and I've got 3 days until I get back, but I absolutely do not want to go back to UK. Last year has been quite mixed for me, I met a lot of people made lots of new friends, travelled quite a bit and even took up some new hobbies (snowsports). On the other side of things... I always get this feeling of emptiness inside me, I have friends but almost none of them are close, I feel like no one cares for me or asks about me, I rarely get invited to hang out, people rarely ever text or call me. All of this is extremely depressing as I've got pretty much no one who empathizes with me. The year before I had friends who would ask of me and acknowledge me, unfortunately our paths went separate ways. My relationship with my flatmate, the only other person I used to talk to has dwindled as well....I don't know why but I just cannot open up my thoughts and feelings to him anymore.

     

    On to the case of romantic relationships, I'm still dumb as a rock. I'm going to skip past the flings since there's nothing romantic about it. But there was a girl who had interest in me last year but I kind of blew it up by giving her mixed signals instead and inadvertently friendzoned her and by the time I realised it was too late. But I'm not sore about it, what bothers me frequently though, is that I still cannot get over the French girl (Her name is Lucile, for you folks who remember her as "the frenchie") eventhough it has been well over a year. I still think about her ever so often and start feeling butterflies at the mere prospect of having a chance to meet her again in the near future (I'll see her in December this year). This has had a lot of negative effects on me, for eg. I've stopped drawing, taking photographs and it has even affected my academics as I did comparatively bad last year...all because I seem to have lost my inspiration and the the will to pursue my goals and interests.

     

    I realise that because it's been so long since I saw Lucile, I might have started to paint a pretty picture of hers in my mind, and hence I might have started to perceive her as the most perfect woman ever. But even without that I really do feel that she was different, I feel like a part of me is now gone which is why I owe it to myself to tell her how I've always felt about her, it's been long overdue. I sometimes wish I could stop thinking about all this for once, since it hurts a lot and it makes me miss her a lot but at the same time the memories, they make me feel so happy ! I'm 22 years old and haven't had a shred of real intimacy in my life, at this point I might as well just accept my failure and stop caring. Also I know I will be a terrible partner simply because of my inexperience in handling a relationship, so think I should just stop and be content with this melancholy.

     

    Sorry for the rather poorly written post but its 3AM in the morning and I pretty much wrote it as it came into my thoughts.

     

     

    Oh Praveer, first of all :hug:

     

    You are sad not because of lack of girl friend but simply because of lack of friends. You are at a beautiful place with no one close to share it with. Your weekends aren't fun and nights bring more confusion and frustration. You are not in love with L, but she is your idea of love. You crave for friends, you crave for intimacy, you crave for this girl who will love you, fuss over you and who will be your inspiration, sort of purpose in life!

     

    But guess what, you are 22. The age of change! The age of starting the big journey towards a big corner office in a multinational or your own enterprise. The journey to find love, discover it and may be commit to it and see it flourish. It's ok to feel lonely in a new place. It's ok to spend time with new friends and terribly miss the old one. It's ok to miss L who is not in love with you. But it's not ok to feel dejected or lost or alone.

     

    Keep in touch with your old pals from india.

    Make new friends, you don't have to find best friends ( since they are there so what the distance ) but if you keep your mind and heart open, chances are you will have a good time with new people.

    Keep in touch with L. Talk like friends. Do not try to make anything happen. just let it be. Distance makes people more obsessive than they really care or are.

    Develop a hobby. Gym, learn language, sports. You will meet like minded people here, you will have new purpose, new milestones and this will be a time well spent.

    Take time for community service.I know, people think its bizarre and I am not a NGO type, but trust me, the feeling you get when your efforts bring a smile on the face of an old man, a sick child, or even a stray pet..it really reduces your own stress and worries. Giving love makes way to a lot of love in your own life.

    And, never ever feel needy, desperate or loser. Because you are not. Remind yourself that you are a great guy, you are fun and that you are born to make a difference and the happiness will come knocking the door. Guaranteed!

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  18. Marriage and Gaming : I do?

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    What if she feels offended at gratuitous nudity and objectification of women in said "big boobs rosies jumping around" scenes? I mean women folk are angry as it is when it comes to item songs and p0rn, why should this be different?

     

     

     

    To be honest, at times even I get pissed off when I see the way these female characters are designed and the liberty a person has in the game, to mould them in any size/form/shape and get them to jump, fly and fight wearing almost nothing.. (like even a towel wrapped around her and stuff!) . I really rant on how the game makers are big time perverts to the amusement of my husband..but that's that. (sighs!)

  23. Heart broken ppl's club

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    Stay tuned IVG, I'll be opening my dil ka darwaza soon....tears to be shed, sadness to be shared, jokes to be made and suggestions to be given.

     

     

     

    About changing cities, you need to meet new people. Go to a place where you can meet people with similar interest like music class, dance classes, arts club etc

    I've heard that the thing about client facing companies is that they depend a lot on extorting the customer...lol

     

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  25. Movie Discussion Thread

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    just finished watching The Conjuring...Holy SHIAT!

     

    Conjuring 2, take my monies B)

     

     

    Watched Conjuring.. Had it's scary moments but not as scary as hyped.. The scariest part of the film was this woman sitting next to me screaming before every fright sequence.. Uff!

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