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  7. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    40 really dumb things to do in Mumbai

    1.Get into a Virar train if you are going to Borivali

    2.Buy 100 buck windcheaters from Churchgate, they are all the ones recycled by the Bhandiwalis

    3.Eat Bhel at Kailash Parbat

    4.Call a cop ‘Pandu’

    5.Argue with a Koli Fisherwoman

    6.Get a 11 rupee massage at Girgaum Chowpatty

    7.Bet against India in a game, Australia is the safest option

    8.Buy enhancement medicines from Van – Travelling Hakims who are the desi versions of the flying doctors

    9.Call up 26407383 Beanbags thinking it’s an escort service

    10.Avoid asking the Sandwich wallah on Dalal Street for market tips

    11.Stand in front of Amitabh/Shah Rukh/Salmaan’s house -- you look stupid and it's a waste of time

    12.Go to work when a Shiv Sena bandh is on

    13.Visit sleazy video parlours and get caught in a raid

    14.Get excited and start jumping when someone offers you Paanch ka Dollar, it’s just a tiny 5 rupee coin

    15.Go for a Shiv Sena rally in hope for a Free Vada Pav and Shiv Sena Banian

    16.Call a Maharastrian guy Bhaiya, no matter how respectful you meant it

    17.While commuting, don’t tease people defecating near the tracks, they throw stones back at the train

    18.Hang outside the train, poles might hit you before the crowds will

    19.Tease a Hijra

    20.Bribe a porter to grab a seat in V.T., chances are he might run off with your money

    21.Get conned at Fountain from guys selling cheap mobiles. They mesmerize and wrap soap bars

    22.Pronounce Sandhurst correctly, Sandas Rd makes more sense

    23.Donate money to the Crying Cab driver. He has conned thousands

    24.Invite Brass Polishwalas into your house

    25.Assume that booksellers in Fountain are dumb, they know their Pulitzers and Man Booker winners more than us

    26.Give 100 bucks to a conductor and expect him to give you change, he will sadistically torment you till the last stop

    27.Have lassi outside Dadar Station (west), they add Tissue Paper while preparing it

    28.Throw stones at monkeys in Borivali National Park

    29.Loiter around in Shivaji Park on Dec 6th

    30.Ask for a bargain at the Maharastrian Cloth store in Dadar

    31.Go for midnight mass at Mahim church thinking you can pick up girls

    32.Buy fire crackers from Essabhai, Crawford Market and travel in train

    33.Go to Mondegar and ask for a Jain Pav Bhaji

    34.Look straight and walk, We have open manholes

    35.Wear Brown Khakis shirts, People will mistake you for BMC staff

    36.Ask for Warranty & Guarantee from the Mallu Electronic stalls in Fountain area

    37.Search for the Kala Ghoda in Kala Ghoda

    38.Ask why statues in Mumbai have one finger pointed like umpires

    39.Apply Rai ka Tel on your head and travel by public transport

    40.Go to Haji Ali during high tides

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  9. Your Quote Of The Day.

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    Haha.. Obaid Bhai, aap shaadi ki tyaari mein poori research kar rahe hain.. :naughty:

     

    May you be thinking of this quote when you get married,

     

    Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. ~Jason Barmer

     

     

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  12. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Finally watched X-Men: First Class.

     

    Very, very good flick. Lots of neat touches. I especially enjoyed the fact that rather than follow other reboots / prequels and disregard the "ones that came before"TM, First Class revels in paying homage to the earlier X Men movies.

     

     

    Yeah.. I finally watched X-Men: First Class.

     

    Nice movie with some super effects overall. Though there were patches where shoddy work showed..but I can ignore that.

     

    I loved the Bromance between Proff X and Magneto :clapping:

  24. Marriage and Gaming : I do?

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    I agree with Javs and outsider, it's very difficult to get alone time after marriage. You may feel that your wife watching her TV soaps etc is her "alone time" and that makes your gaming time justifiable but trust me it doesn't work that way at all (I used to feel the same way too).

     

    No woman will ever accept "don't disturb me I'm gaming!" type of attitude. It works when you're doing office work or something which appears serious and "important". So the idea is to have a healthy attitude about it. Play games but don't block her off like that. Keep talking to her even if you're playing or do it when she's busy with something of her own but never ever shut yourself off. It's a huge turn off for most women. They really don't like their men putting something else above them.

     

    Try to involve her in your hobby. Tell her about gaming stuff even if she doesn't appear to be interested. The fact that you're actually sharing it with her will get her interested. Trust me, it works.

     

    I've been married for 8 months now and by doing the above I'm enjoying my hobby and keeping my relationship healthy as well. Like all couples we have our fair share of problems but none of them are related to my gaming habits.

     

    Awesome Approach. All the best!

  25. Marriage and Gaming : I do?

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    If theres a next life, Id like to be born as your brother... with gaming parents, and a gaming sister, life would definitely rock :O

     

    How cool would it be if a kid went to school and told his friends "Ya know what, me and my sister are in the global top 100 on killzones leader boards"...

     

    /drool

     

     

    haha.. Thanks. But my brother and me are not gamers.. we dont even have consoles at home. We were exposed to it because my Dad loves gaming and to give him Company my Mom loves it too.. Just heard they are buying Kinect, so they are still active .. They enjoy competative games and often compete with each other...Me and my brother take side of one parent each ..when we are together.. thats family play time .. Lolz. I will definitely convey your comment to my Parents..they will be happy :)

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