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  3. Your Quote Of The Day.

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    have you not heard that...

     

    The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. --Oscar Wilde :P

     

     

    Yeah rite.. Mujhko dude bana doge, to sirf ghoda hi milega.. Prince to girly princess ke saath bhag jayega na.. :scarerun:

  15. Your Quote Of The Day.

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    A guy uses women to build his self-esteem. A man already has it.

    A guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he's interested in. A man asks her out.

    A guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk. A man is bold and clear with his intentions.

    A guy plays games with a woman. A man has no time for games because they keep him from getting to know the woman.

    A guy will become bitter and angry with a woman when she denies him. A man accepts that dating involves risk.

    A guy fears and worships women. A man respects and adores them but fears and worships only God.

    Guys are cool and indifferent. Men are hot and passionate."

     

    — Stephen W. Simpson

     

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  19. Your Quote Of The Day.

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    "So when do we do this."

     

    "It all depends, when do you want to die? Tomorrow... the day after tomorrow?"

     

    "How bout' tonight, bitch?"

     

    "Splendid. Where?"

     

    "There's a baseball diamond where I coach little league about a mile from here. We meet there about two-thirty in the morning, dressed all in black. Your hair in a black stalking. We have us a knife fight. We won't be bothered. Now...I have to fix Nicky's cereal."

     

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  22. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    For Mumbaiites:

     

    Local Train Movies:

    Dude...Where’s my Khar?

    Bbhanddup - Hoga Tera Stop,

    Dhobi Ghatkopar,

    Harry Potter & The Chembur of Secrets,

    To Dahisar with Love,

    Catch me if you Kandivali,

    What's Your Vashi?

    Lage Raho Mumbrabhai,

    VT for Vendetta,

    Gharwali Borivali,

    Baiju Bandra,

    Andheri raat mein, Diva tere haath mein,

    The King's Circle Speech,

    Aayi Milan ki Belapur,

    Saving Private Sion,

    Stranger Thane fiction

    Maid in Malad

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