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  12. Movie Discussion Thread

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    Saw .. love and Other Drugs ...

     

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    I am not too much into serious romantic dramas .... but had to watch it coz of Anne Hathaway ... And it turns out It is a brilliant Movie ...

    Jack gyllenhaal is good as well ...

     

    People who like Serious Romatic sit through ... Must watch for them ... Two thumbs UP :thumbsup:

     

    PS: nice soundtrack as well .. some retro classics there ...

     

     

    Nice Suggestion. I enjoyed this movie..

     

    Now suggest another Rom-Com for tonight.. :threatenlumber:

  18. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    TAX...... TAX......... TAX............ What a Great job from Govt. of India !!!!!!

     

    1) Qus.: What are you doing?

     

    Ans.: Business.

     

    Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

     

    2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?

     

    Ans.: Selling the Goods.

     

    Tax : PAY SALES TAX

     

    3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?

     

    Ans.: From other State/Abroad

     

    Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

     

    4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?

     

    Ans.: Profit.

     

    Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

     

    5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?

     

    Ans : By way of dividend

     

    Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

     

    6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

     

    Ans.: Factory.

     

    Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

     

    8) Qus.: Do you have Staff?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

     

    9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?

     

    Ans : No

     

    Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

     

    10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

     

    Ans.: Yes, for Salary.

     

    Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

     

    11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

     

    Ans.: Hotel

     

    Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

     

    12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

     

    13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

     

    14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

     

    Ans.: Gift on birthday.

     

    Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

     

    15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

     

    16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

     

    Ans.: Cinema or Resort.

     

    Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

     

    17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

     

    18) Qus.: How you Travel?

     

    Ans.: Bus

     

    Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

     

    19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &

     

    SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

     

    20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

     

    Ans.: Yes

     

    Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

     

    21) INDIAN : Can I die now??

     

    Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX

  21. The Formula 1 Thread

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    Posted

    I get the impression that you're watching STAR SPORTS broadcast. If so, that's your problem :P

    Doooood no!!!!!

    Webber's crash remember? That was enough to keep me awake through that one.

    And I'd give out the lamest track award to Abu Dhabi.......What a season finisher it could have been.....instead it turned out to be a snoozefest. It looks damn good on paper but in reality it was impossible to overtake there.

     

     

    Yeah I do.. Where else to watch it then?? :scratchchin:

  23. What you bought this week

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    Been awhile. Work and other crap. Got a load of stuff. Pics in awhile.

     

    X360 S NTSC/J 250GB (for all my shmup needs)

    Forza 3 (came with the console, that game is crack)

    Alan Wake Download Code (also came with the console)

    The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile (XBLA)

    Yakuza 4 (PS3)

    Dreamcast Collection (X360)

    Total War: Napoleon (PC, from teh Sam)

    Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition (Wii)

     

     

    Wow.. so u are back with the loot Samba?

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