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  4. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

     

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

     

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress R5000.

    Tux rental-R200.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks..

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is R180.95 for a three-pack.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neckYou can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

     

    No wonder men are happier. :scratchchin:

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  14. Movie Discussion Thread

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    I saw, The Rear Window, last night.. (yeah! i know a lot of you have seen it a lot many times..)

     

    I loved the pace of the film, the way the viewer becomes the voyeur as much as the main character.. Awesome dialogues, Some very long shots and as the camera trails out of the four windows .. you become all the more involved, almost there behind the window..

     

    Never does the story seem unrealistic or nonsensical, the premise is so simple yet you are constantly on the edge of your seat. Soft, Clean and very neat-paced film.

     

    Awesome dialogues, crisp, witty and built the character up perfectly,

     

    Jeff: “She wants me to marry her.

    Stella: “That's normal.

    Jeff: “I don't want to.

    Stella: “That's abnormal.

     

    Jeff: “When am I going to see you again?

    Lisa: [angry] “Not for a long time...

    [softening]

    Lisa: “At least not until tomorrow night.

     

    Lisa: “How's your leg?

    Jeff: “Hurts a little.

    Lisa: “Your stomach?

    Jeff: “Empty as a football.

    Lisa: “And your love life?

    Jeff: “Not too active.

    Lisa: “Anything else bothering you?

    Jeff: “Uh-huh, who are you?

     

    I can watch it again. :)

    Hitchcock.. :majesty:

  17. The Automobile Thread

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    I agree with your point 2 and 3.. Infact I bought my 1st SX4 two months from it's launch and was surprised to see that only one backlight worked... I thought I got a damaged piece, only to be told that , this is what you get.

     

    As for the Headlight.. I remember banging it withing 15 days of purchase..so the Headlight that I have in my Car is a nice, jazzy, improved version..(not the one that came with the model)..However the other SX4 that I have is only 6 months old, the new version and I am pretty much happy with the Headlight.. or am I used to it.. I am not sure.

     

    I have driven Verna, Fiesta , Logan and Honda City as well.. and I can proudly say.. that though Verna and Fiesta are far more smooth drive with better interiors.. SX4 is one helluva comfortable car with awesome pick-up, best in line ground clearance, tough looks and is really low maintenance as well..with hardly any hassle in terms of parts and servicing etc..

     

    I am just another girl..not a pro in Auto machinery or their workings..but this is what I feel.

  23. The Old Cricket Thread

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    ^^ u r just a school boy n betting on cricket matches :threatenlumber: ... wat r dey teaching in schools these days :scratchchin: ...

    as 4 me, will be watching frm home n ranting in dis thread ;) ...

     

    I 'll do pretty much the same..My friends have planned to meet at one of our places.. watch the match together..and rant and fight and have fun..

     

    And when India wins.. Party the night away!!

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