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  14. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Delhiite goes into a medicine shop to buy protectives. The shopkeeper says "Saar they come in various flavours - strawberry, raspberry, chocolate. Do you want to try one?"

     

    Delhiite: "Theek hai yaar. Gimme a chole bature"

     

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    Doctor: "What's your wife's name?"

    Man: "Priti"

    Doc: "What's her whole name?"

    Man: "Don't know if it has a name. I just call it pussy pussy"

     

    :roflroll:

  15. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    One warm summer evening a mother was driving with her three young children. A woman in the convertible in front of them stood up and waved. She was STARK NAKED. As the mother was reeling from shock, the five year old said, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

     

    a man asked a gay horse:what are are your hobbies ?

    the horse replied:well... traveling dancing and riding horses

     

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

     

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

     

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

     

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

     

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

     

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

     

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

     

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

     

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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  19. The "Good" and The "Bad" News Thread :) :(

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    Good News - I managed to be good friends with that Arab chick's (which I mentioned about few pages before) friend

    Bad News - I'm getting a hint that her friend is actually very much interested in me

     

    Good/Bad/Notsure news - Her friend's kinda hot and has a great fashion sense :mellow:

     

    When girls will get to know.. Itne Sandal padenge..that only Bad News.. :bigyellowgrin:

  21. The Watch Thread

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    yeh toh ladkha log ka watch hai...

    isnt it girls wear thee kinda of design :scratchchin:

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    Ewww.. i dont like Pink Watch.. I like watches that eludes power, makes a statement.

     

    And for Longines, Yaar Playstation.. Kyon Dil jalane ki baat karte ho.. MT is an Amir Aadmi.. woh mujh Garib ko kaise gift bhej sakta hai ??

  24. The Travel Thread

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    Posted · Edited by megzworld

    Apna to Badluck hi Kharaab hai Hey Guys..

     

    NEED HELP!!

     

    We had booked The Kamat Reviera, Sedona Bunglows for the coming weekend (1st to 4th April) for a trip with friend. Those idiots there mismanaged and now say, that by mistake they have taken other payments and so are full :wallbash: even when we had blocked and offered to pay 5 days back..

     

    http://www.hotelsinmahabaleshwar.com/mahabaleshwar/kamatriviera/

     

    Anyway now we cannot have this place as an option anymore. Could you please suggest any nice and AVAILABLE place around Mumbai like Tirpurli, Mahabaleshwar, Panchgani, Beaches, Mountain anywhere.. We know of couple of places but they are already booked :(

     

    Need it for 2-3 days for 6 people.

     

    Please suggest.

  25. Your Quote Of The Day.

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    "From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry."

     

    — Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice) Oh One of my Favourite Fictional I love to hate Man- Mr. Darcy

     

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