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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    It was the first day of a new school year.

     

    Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

     

    She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

     

    Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

     

    As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

     

    "Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

     

    "NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

  6. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    I love Bollywood.. Here are some of the Hindi Film made in 70s -80s Must Have's

     

     

    1.Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule 2 below).

     

    2. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die b ) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.

     

    3. If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).

     

    4. Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be sustained.

     

    5.The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend ( i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide.

     

    6. In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot.

     

    7. When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never a) miss b ) run out of bullets. When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2).

     

    8. Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of a) pots b ) barrels c) glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces.

     

    9. Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by a) the brothers b ) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax) c) the family dog/cat.

     

    10. Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories: a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killedby the villain before the titles. b ) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying "Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero. c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.

  7. The Careers Thread

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    Don't feel demotivated. There are benefits of being a student of the A grade universities but it's not that your gameover if you do your graduation from a tad lesser university. So, apply to the A and B catergory and Godwilling you will succeed.

  8. Heart broken ppl's club

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    That's why I want the name of this thread changed to Heart Thread from Heart Break People's club..

    Let this be a thread for the people with Heart and Romantic cells in their body.. Let this be the thread where they share their Love stories and Heartbreaks..

     

    (Since MT is seen on this thread more than the Babe's thread , may I request him to make the necessary changes to the name of this thread please..)

  21. Heart broken ppl's club

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    Either maintain a good friendship with her. Spend all the time she'll let you spend with her. Live in a sea of delusion formed around her where all resentment gets forgotten. Let all this reinforce the giant house of cards which is this fake love. Then, when she's really comfortable with you and starts opening up about how she is with a red hot hunk of a man; let that gust of wind knock that house of cards. Eventually you will drift away from all friends, family, work buddies and start despising your life and everything about it. Watch the few friends who are left fall in relationships and realise how time has crept on all of you and left you behind.

     

    Or enjoy all other women who will happily give you everything this one girl will never, ever give you.

     

    Looks like the Relationship expert has spoken. :thumbsup:

     

    Specifically liked the bold part. Intense. Repped.

  23. The Careers Thread

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    @ Vip3R: Congratulations Dude.. I am so happy for you.. Now have fun and make a very happening career out there.. :cheers:

     

    @ Kunal: I will check and get back to you. Though initial feedback on the college is positive

     

    @ Obaid Bhai: If a guy is Hired on low pay and/or Fired with no pay by a young, beautiful woman it makes it easier for him to live with that pain.. isn't it? As for how I look.. Let's just say, wherever I 've worked, the Attrition has gone down to an all time low.. :hypocrite:

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  24. Heart broken ppl's club

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    Looking at that list, getting a girl to love him is the least of his worries.

     

     

     

     

    You want me to spell check? I'm far more ruthless at it than MT :threatenlumber:

     

    Anyway since you asked, I got my gf a bag with "Jute is cute" on it in pink for V-day. I'll probably meet her. Nothing else. And same GF for many years now too so she qualifies for "lover" status. Of course she told her mum (sort of) and that crazy lady is now putting up some really inane "conditions" regarding "future plans" which I'll have to shoot down somehow. No one f**king blocks my future plans. :furious: Especially not a prospective mother-in-law :P This is my V-day scenario.

     

     

     

    :roflroll:

     

    Hey Gaurav, That's cute.. You've already shopped for a gift. You are one gem of a Boyfriend too..

    As for qualifying to a "lover" status you need more than just years in the relationship :censored:

    Have fun planning for your future.. Career, Wedding, Kids, Kid's Kid and the works.. and the strategy to cope up with your dear Mother In Law :coolspeak:

    As for spellings, I prefer Yumtee :rolleyes:

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