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Iceman™

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  1. Ok ban me for posting my imagination then go ahead :rofl:

    Actually Ellie turns into a freak & is killed by Jeol just like will smith kills the dog

    Dude there is difference in imagination & the actual script

    If the script Writer is not smart enough to go beyond the viewers imagination then how am I to be blamed

    Now if I get banned for posting my imaginations then what's the point of having these threads & discussions anyway

    Bhai tere sapno k liye thread banaya hua hai khaas waha jaa k discussion kar le

     

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  2. Dude you need to get your brain cheked

    If I had openly told thta I "know" the ending & then passed of a theory

    Only then it would hv been a spoiler for you untill you see the ending yourself

    I openly siad that it's just a theory or my own imagination as don't know what it is myself can nevr be cosidered a spoiler in any way or form

    That's just you being paronoide coz what I wrote is the most obvious thought that comes to any ones mind while thinking how this game "could" end

    What if the speculation turns out be spoiler?

    If you want to speculate

    Make a speculation or spoiler thread and keep speculating there

     

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  3. guys, quick help. Require a small car for city purposes.

     

    i10 or eon ?

     

    any other that you guys might suggest ? daily run time of the car would be around 3-3.5 hrs, 6 times a week.

    Nissan Micra

     

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  4. New addition to the family..

     

     

     

    Nice :clapping:

     

     

     

    Got this today :D

     

     

     

    Awesome but ride safe :good:

     

    A friend of mine at work got a CBR 600 and he keeps doing 130mph (210km/hr) on the freeways (literally his 3rd week of riding geared 2-wheelers)... one of these days he's gonna get pulled over by a policeman or get hit by another vehicle.

    Lol

     

     

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  5. Sexy poem 

     

     - Mohini aao khelenge.

     

     - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.

     

     - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai

     

     - Nahi,Meri ch*t bahut chhoti hai

     

     - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai

     

     - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai

     

     - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.

     

     - Ji nahi Ye meri ch*t+ga*d dono phad dega..

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  6. 1) Maut aur t*tti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

    2) Saamp aur ch*t, jahaan bhi milen maar do.

    3) Zindagi aur jha*nt uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.

    4) Samay aur idiot, sab ka kat ta hain.

    5) Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaabpiyo.

    6) Paani aur l*nd, apna rasta khud doond lete hain.

    7) Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to ch*d kar hi wapas ayenge.

    8) Suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.

    9) Doodh aur g*and, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.

    10) Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.

    11) Cho**chiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.

    12) Jh*ante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.

    13) Tootee(tap) aur l*uda, hamesha tadey rehtey hain.

    14) ta*tey(Au*tey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa l*ude ke neeche hee!

    15) Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi (piss) to baith ke hi.

    16) L*nd ko kitna bhi jhadko, aakhri boond undi(chaddi) mein hi girti hai.

    17) Chu*t chahe jitni bhi chodi ho jaye, marni Lu*d se hi padegi.

    18) Cho*chiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

    19) Ch*t aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

    20) Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko ch*dne ke liye, taang(leg) uthani hi padti hai.

    21) Ch*t aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

    22) Naan aur Kutte ka la*da, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.

    23) Lohe par Hathoda aur Ch*t par L*da, tabhi maro jab garam ho.

    24) Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.

    25) Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.

    26) Ch*t saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.

    27) L*nd aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.

    28) Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.

    29) Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi idiot, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.

    30) Jab kismat mein likhe ho l*de, to kahan se! milenge pakode.

    31) adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai

    32) baasi ch*ot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!

    33) hari jhandi aur r*ndi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!

    34) musibat aur l*nd kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!

    35) Job aur g*and sabki lagti hai.

    36) Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Ga*d se nikali paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!

    37) Kamaan se nikala Teer aur g*and se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai

    38) Jaban aur l*nd dono me haddi nahi hoti!

    39) Nayee ch*te ka maza nau din tak hota hai!

    40) Admi kitna bhi gora ho, l*nd baki badan se kala hi hota hai!

    41) Dusra job aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!

    42) Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income), kabhi nahi puchhana chahiye!

    43) Bhajan, Bhojan aur Ch*dan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.

    44) Ch*t aur Boot ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.

    45) Ch*t, Ch*chi aur Ch*lam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.

    46) Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.

    47) Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli.....but ­ have sex daily.

    48) Kismat aur ga*nd kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.

    49) Ladai aur ch*dai mein sab jaayaj hai.

    50) Ga*nd mein dum hai to pachaasva khud nikal lo.

     

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  7. Xperia Z owners, (or in general Xperia owners. Not sure) you can get 22 pounds on your PSN account free. Download the app XperiaPrivileges, click on settings, change your country to United Kingdom, and then click on the offer.

    Seriously?

    Edit:- getting a blank screen

     

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