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  1. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

     

    Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.:)

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    Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"

     

    Husband: "L*nd".

     

    Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."

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    Lady: Ek shampoo please.

    Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?

    Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?

    Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.

    Lady: GARNIER de mad*%rchod. Ga%d ke baal dhone hai.

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    Girl goes on a date.

    Woried Mother gives her

    Condom.

     

    Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.

    I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie

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    Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex karne ke baad...

     

    Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

     

    GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

     

    Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao".

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    Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:

    Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo...!!p

     

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  2. The Last of Us

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    Does these Joel / Ellie Editions include anything extra that won't be there in the normal edition? I am asking about in-game bonus. Not at all interested in Artbook and other collectibles.

     

    Also, any MP footage or details revealed?

    Not officially but they are revealed from cracked GOW:A copy

     

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  3. Journey

    in Games

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    :doh:

    Sent from my LT22i using Tapatalk 2

     

     

    Would you prefer crappy games like act.

    2-3 he's spent are best things done

    Probably yes, but game length are considered otherwise

    MP is unique but isn't a match, it'll get off sooner or later

     

    it is a super game though can't deny to that

    So u want quantity>>>quality

    Cool story bro

     

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  6. The Android Thread

    in General Chatter

    Posted

    wanted to post this in Mobile Thread, but that thread is dead as f**k, so here it is:

    just got a got a missed call from this number

     

    25240113917

    WTF is that man? even previously i had a missed call from intl. number

     

    +2522239317 - 20/02/2013

     

    dafuk?

    Bichda hua bhai call kar raha hai respond kar, respond.

     

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  9. Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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    Ek garib ladke ko chirag mila. Usne Uthaya aur Ragad Diya. Zordar Dhamaka Hua. Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Pas ke 9 logo Ki Gand Fat Gai,15 ke laude lag Gaye & 20 log apni gotiya kho baithe.. "Alladin ka Zamana gaya bhosdiwaalo. Lawaris chezo se door raho "kuch cheezein aladdin ki nahi Mujahideen ki hoti hain' – Mumbai Police Issued in public interest

    can some1 translate this for me plOx :mellow:

    Tere g**d.mai bamboo bhag yaha se

     

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  11. The Automobile Thread

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    Damn!!

    My Yamaha FZ-s rear tyre got badly punctured today.

    Somehow got a mechanic, after analyzing it we found that the nail has bent in L shape and punctured the side too.

    Only option he said was to make it a tube tyre and in desperation I just did what he told.

    Now it's there a major disadvantage of that.

    What should I do.. Should I buy a new tyre.

    How much will the stock rear tyre cost and from where can I get it in Bangalore??

    _________________________________Typed with one finger on a sheet of glass

    It will cost between 3k-3.5k

     

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  18. The Last of Us

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    Posted

    Uncharted:Drakes Fortune 100% ND team development

    Uncharted 2:Among Thieves 100% ND team development

    Uncharted 3:Drakes Deception 60% ND team developed the game 40% busy in The Last Of Us

    The Last Of Us 60% ND developers busy in TLOU, 40% busy in next Uncharted

    I just hope they deliver a very good game

     

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  20. The Automobile Thread

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    Have a vento diesel 2011 purchase.

    The 'check engine' light suddenly pops up, often for no big reason- as told by the service centre guy we showed to, last time, he said ot cud be because of faulty key inserting while starting (wtf?).

    It stopped blinkng on its own last time when after we got no answer from the mechanic.

    Now 3 months later it again flaring up.

    What shud i do apart from taking it to the service center ? Any diy tips for checking ? Is ot a persistant prob with vento ?

    Might be a sensor issue

     

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