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Posts posted by godspeed4476
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Dravid needs to learn how to use his fingers

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lol @ the fat guys pic
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Watching th match on friends 50+ screen size hd led with star cricket hd . I don't want to go back to my home now
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Why then would you spend that much on a girl that's gonna dump you?

What makes you think I am gonna spend for her

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i went to US 4 yrs back. donno the price right now. IMO u should first contact tours like raj , sotc n thomas cook for the rates n then see the websites
Yeah would do that, but us cruise ain't gonna be cheap. The max budget that I had planned including everything is 1lac per person anything more than that is too much
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You have a GF??? And you asking me if I am single????
Men! I tell you.. tch tch...

Now it's highly likely that if the cruise is 2-3 months away, I would get dumped before that

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So this thread is about laughing at other people's sad stories?
Internet says hi

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Lol, had I trolled him any further he would have cut my balls over the phone itself

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Check out Princess cruise website. I guess there are cruises which go to Singapore n come back.
Dubai is a good place if u r shelling out 50k.
one of my friend said that you can get a cheaper cruise ticket if you book 2 months in advance, he quoted the figure of around 45K for the 2nd best room type in the whole cruise ship with a balcony for 3-4 days Malaysia - Thailand roundabout, do you think its worth it?
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Godspeed.. Have you heard about that story "Sher aya Sher aya" ?? I would say please stop now


Dude i was just looking forward to tomorrows match like every 1 else hence the update , but even my closest friends fell for the troll bait which Devil angel setup for himself
. I can understand others falling for it, but the close friends falling for it is 
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try lonavala its good in rains, we might head there soon.
I am no gourmet, but i do like the food, but US would be just too expensive with visa and airtickets
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i still find the bill a joke...

ur lucky ur dad knows the service center owner personally.... feel sorry for people who are not so fortunate...

n i thought honda's service center's were expensive...

yeah , he called up from USA and dad made it clear to him that he is not gonna pay a penny and he has agreed to it, i was gonna launch a complaint against ICICI surveyor but did not do it after dad told me to let go of it.
BTW i have seen that Honda service centers esp the hallmark Honda is the best and in my experience they provide the best service at reasonable costs, they are not expensive in any way
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Guys, I need some places for 3 day trip around Mumbai.
No Pune,matheran,mahabaleshwar.
I thought about alibaug, ganpatiphule n sapurtara but all of dem r beaches. N yeah, I m going out with frnds
with the non stop rains over here since last few days, i dont think there would be any point in going to beaches
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has any 1 ever been to a cruise? i wanted to go on 1 for a long time, have managed to convince my gf to come along, but have no idea about it. cruise budget is around 60K per person ( just for the cruise) , i am considering the Malaysia - Bangkok route. if any 1 has any experience or tips plz share.......am a cruise noob

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Well, here goes another one
just updated my FB status to indicate that i was looking forward to the start of India v/s England test series tomorrows and this is what followed

after getting flurry of congratulatory calls from friends and even my current GF
, i had word with few people who were chatting on FB, this is what transpired in the chats , the two awesome people who got trolled The first log is from the conversation i had with DA from our very own forum

Devil Angel:What do you mean clockwise bro?
Me: i mean everything works out fine
Devil Angel:oh, a figure of speech....lol....don't worry.....chill!
Me: thks
Devil Angel:I want chocolates!
Devil Angel:

Me: i just hope this thing does not get out of hand
Devil Angel:It's always the insecure feeling experienced by the human mind on big occassions
Me: its not tht big i mean its just engagement, but i dont know , it just does not feel right
Devil Angel:hehe......you're getting caged.....I can understand
Me: no its not about the cage, i am unsure about myself
Devil Angel:in what way?
Me: in many ways.......i just dont know how to explain it
Devil Angel: like I said, insecurities of the human mind. I know this might sound stupid....but just game on for an hour or two to chill off!
Me: no re, as i told you i am not worried about the engagement, but rather worried about myself...... I mean i am not sure if i am doing the right thing
Devil Angel: Wait what?
You're thinking about that now?
On the eve of your engagement?
Me: yea , wait let me put it to u in this way
its kind of arranged marriage thing,
Devil Angel:Which is a double edged sword IMO
Me: yeah but as i said i am unsure about myself
Devil Angel:I don't know what to say
Me: i am not sure whether i am really that much into girls
Devil Angel:It's not about that if you ask me. It goes much deeper than just that one parameter, doesn't it?
I mean, this is life bro.....and you're getting hitched to your life partner!
Me: no no, you are not getting it
Devil Angel:Am I not?

Me: tell me have you ever been attracted to a guy?
Devil Angel:no
I just now begin to understand
Me: not even a little bit
Devil Angel:No bro.....never....it's very odd hearing that though
Me: why whts odd in tht? dont you know in ancient greece it was a common affair?
Devil Angel:Yes, even now, it isn't a real oddity at all. But, I just said that it's for ME to hear that. Coz, you know, us Indians, are not know for it
*it's odd for ME
Me: arrey its human nature, there is nothing odd about it, it just comes out
Devil Angel:Now, I'm asking you......
How do you see yourself after the engagement?
Me: that is what the problem is
Devil Angel:It's looks quite a complicated situation to be in
Did you try explaining it to your parents?
Me: no man they would kill me if i say it to them, can you help me out on this one?
Devil Angel:How can I help you?
Me: i dont know man, u can think something about it right?
Devil Angel:hmmmm......I'm clueless as it is.....I can't even fully understand how you would feel.
Me: u can try talking to my dad
Devil Angel:lol.....You thing that'd work
It won't.
Nothing can substitute, you explaining to them
Even if it means some amount of turbulence
But, this doesn't add up:
"The awesomeness begins...........tmorrow"
Me: yeah it was just a cover to hide my real feelings
Devil Angel:hmmmm.......my troll detector is twitching
Me: :trollface:
hahahah
rofl
dont tell about it on the status yet
Devil Angel:8:10pm
No, I won't
I saw Aman's next
Anyway, how did I fare?
I had seen through it very early.....but was playing along
Me: lol , yeah rite , u got trolled twice
The next conversation is of a good friend from UK
friend: kamine, mujhe bataya kyun nahin pehle?
Me: wht?
friend:That you are getting married
Me: enagaged
friend:kya engaged
Me: i am getting enagaged not married, there is a difference you see
friend: ghante ka difference, end of the day you are gonna be hanged by the noose
Me: yea thats right
friend: so who is it, leena?
Me: no
friend: chinmayi?
Me: hell, no lol
friend: inga?
Me: no
friend: idhar ki koi gori hai kya, haramkhor kam se kam country toh bata kaunsi hai
Me: dude, you have lived there for 4 years for heavens sake,
stop classfying people into gori and desi.
friend: haan be shaane mujhe mat sikha, atleast bata toh sahi kaun hai
Me: I dont know how to say it you
friend: arrey bol re, apun toh langoti dost hai aaj tak kuch chupa nahin hai
Me: yeah, but still i dont know how you will react.
friend: ab ladki jaisa baat mat kar, chal jaldi bol kaun hai
Me: Its your cousin
friend: hahaha
aha joke mara
sale mera 10 min waste kiya pura
Me: Well....
friend: kya well aur bell kar raha hai, nahin batane hai toh mat bata kaun hai
Me: maine toh bola ab tujhe nahin vishwas karna toh tera lookout
friend: thik hai mat bata
Me: ok
friend: are you serious?
Me: NO i am just fine, bas thoda gas hai why do you ask?
friend: abbey harami mein apni behen ka baat kar raha hun
Me: yeah, that i am serious
friend: i dont believe you , i would have known about it if this was true
Me: nisha ne apne ghar pe nahin bataya hai, toh tere ghar pe kya batayegi?
friend: toh fer
Me: fir kya, jo hoga engagement ke baad dekhenge
ek baar hogaya toh uske ghar wale manjayenge
friend: Dost i thought you were my friend
Me: I still am
friend: no you are not i wont ever talk to you again
Me: Now you are takling like a girl, lol.
friend: start kabhi hua yeh sab
Me: actually it all happened coz of you, when she used to bring stuff for you
to deliver it to you in UK
that is when we became friends, so thank you
friend: ghanta thank you
you are not the right guy for her,
sala tera kitna sara relationship reh chuka hai
pata nahin kidhar kidhar muh mara hai tne
Me: jidhar bhi mara hoga, tereko toh sab malum hi hai na,
toh tensio kya?
friend: tu ruk bas, mein udhar aake teri gand marta hun
Me: ab tereko toh malum hai mein kaisa hun, mera background kaisa hai
tereko lagta hai tu kuch bhi ukhad lega mera?
chodunandan tereko direct airport se uthwa lunga,
kisiko pata bhi nahin chalega
friend: haan malum hai tera contacts leader hoga tu apne ghar ka
mera bhi pehchan hai udhar, teri khol ke marunga mein
Me: Behave yourself, or I wont even invite you for the wedding.
friend: ghante ka wedding, there would be no wedding
i would come and cut your balls off
Me: If you do that, you will never become uncle in your life
friend: bas tu ruk maain abhi tcket nikl rah hun
Me: trollface
friend: kya trollface
Me: lol, kuch nahin call me aur koi ticket mat nikal right now
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Today I met Mario. I greeted him and asked, Remember me??
he said, Nope. Who are you.
I gave him


and said, Idiot!! I wasted my entire childhood saving your girlfriend and you no remember me??!! 



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Godspeed: I am Single if you own a C-63 AMG, daarling!


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Hay megz are you single?
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*Complains to Killzone123 bhaiya ki Godspeed mujhe khuli nigaahon se chedtha hai*
Hi Megz, will you be my friennad

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Megz is that you?
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@ the last part

Well, you gotta think before you hug.
In Praveer's case, they are friends, so a hug strengthens bonds. This reminds me of one of my lady colleague from the college days. She's an Indian by origin, but brought in West Indies & USA. And is liberal with the use of expletives like "f**k" "Bitch" etc. And with every word of hers, all the girls used to go "OOOOOOOO ! Kitni gandi ladki hai !" when actually she was probably the most kind hearted person on campus. It's amusing to see how people generalize things !
And yeah, you gotta be friends before you can profess your love. It's ok to like somebody and then try getting to know him/her, but stating you love a person just because he/she looks handsome/beautiful is totally immature (which is what happens most of the times ala love at first sight
). But again the experience comes with age, so you can't blame the younger gen. 
nah, i was not referring to him at all, i was just saying in general. I am not interested in any particular guy's relationship with a gal, coz after a certain point you should become mature enough to understand the basic truths of relationship and some general things about women,IMO being honest and sincere without any ego in between, is the most basic thing to be in any relationship and will do far more better than any of the advice in this or any other thread.
and yes you are right about the 'I love you' and 'I wanna be your frieaand" part, tried it many a times in 15-17 age, the scared and constipated look the girls used to give me was just priceless

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TBH, you should have just hugged her. Hugging DOES NOT mean love and sex. We hug our friends all the time (be it girls or boys, albeit in different manners), so in case she was depressed, a close physical interaction (i.e. a hug) is much much better than simple words. A touch always means more than words.
Since life is not a holly/bolly movie, real life romancing is complicated. You have to be around, but not too around. Then the obvious, keeping her happy, jovial, having an OK sense of humor (don't be a wisecrack) etcetera etcetera. Help her out in the daily tidbits of life since your streams are different, but do not make her dependent on you. Obviously you can help her with the IELTS part, so whiz it out.
And your little stint where she avoids you and then you avoid her gives a feeling that you both aren't really that close. Get to know her better. Make her know you better. It's tough when you 1st begin liking a person and then try to know him/her. So try getting your feelings out of the way and be better friends. That's the golden rule. Trust me, the fun part is knowing the other person. There's always be a little bit of something in her that will surprise you and vice-versa. Proposing/Saying your feelings is the easiest thing.
Try not getting your inhibitions and egos in between. Seriously, don't inhibit yourself in expressing your feeling, just don't be a fool ! Wait for the right time and do it in proper manner.
And never ever lose your individuality.
0.02$

Nicely summarized fatty, i have never quite understood why some of the guys go ahead and try to propose the girl without even being good friends with her, its like playing 'GF-BF' for the sake of it . if you are good friends with a guy/gal for some time, hang out often, got to social events together , then the proposal moment or the realization would come automatically for both of the people involved. proposing a girl and getting to know her later is quite lame of both the parties involved.
Although i am bit skeptical about hugging a relatively a person from other culture, u never know how they may react esp if you are not close to them. When, my gf from Greece was sobbing in the university lounge for not being able to make up her studies, one of the guy from our class tried to have a little chat with her and tried to give her an awkard hug, she pushed him away in the lounge area in the full view of students over there, they must have thought he was the actual source of problem

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On IGN below the Dark Knight Rises trailer a comment was written:- ''this isn't the trailer we deserve, but its the one we need right now''!!
:roflroll: 
thts fo fkin true 

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