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Pool fans hate Owen for joining ManU.
talking of Michael Owen..
Former England striker Michael Owen has been taunted on Twitter after his attempts to set up a Q&A session with fans backfired.
Questions included @greglarmouth asking, " I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?" and @FootyHumour wanting to know: "Which stadium has the most comfortable bench?"
Twitter user @RealGazMac wrote: "Did u and Hargreaves compare injuries like Mel Gibson n Rene Russo in Lethal Weapon?" and @Dante_Banks wrote: "If you cross breed a cat with a goldfish how long is it before you realise your career ended 6 years ago?"
The jibes continued, with @schmuckdonald writing: "do you have nightmares where you're chased by hamstrings?" and @SiClancy asked: "If you were a racehorse, would your name be a) Shot In The Paddock
Treatment Table or c) Reserves."In a much-Retweeted post, @StonesLfc wanted to know: "How much did it cost to advertise yourself at the Liverpool-Toronto match last night?", adding the photo below...
Meanwhile @YosemiteSami wrote: "Many years ago, you were a good player & used to score plenty of goals, so.... What's the secret to cooking a top toasted crumpet?", @11Jonesy11 Tweeted: "Why don't u give your PL winners medal to one of the groundsmen as they were on the pitch more than you?" and @StonesLfc said: Biscan, Josemi, Nunez and Traore all have Champions League winners medals. Do you?"
And things got surreal when @TinheadFTM asked: "Do you ever ride your dog around the house like it's a horse and feed it ketamine? No? Thought not, you boring ****."

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He's really the biggest hypocrite out there.
One of the points he's complaining about, is Arsenal not selling to united. Two points on this.
Why would they want to sell their best player to one of their main rivals?
The transfer of Heinze springs to mind.
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45m and 200k/week for a kid who's never even played in Europe.
I know they are quality but these Brazilian kids are unbelievably over hyped. At this rate Neymar might go for 100m.
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Seems to me telling crap jokes is in fashion today, so here is one from my side - Luis Suarez has announced his retirement from the champions league by signing a new contract with Liverpool.
He won a trophy last season.
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Cazorla now only one step away from his dream move to manchester city then
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Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."
"I didn`t bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Alan didn`t bring it. So they`re stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass and he still isn`t back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another five days and he still isn`t back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can`t take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts..
"I KNEW IT!... I`M NOT FUKCING GOING!"
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Arsenal are close to signing Santi Cazorla from Malaga for £17.3M plus any add ons for trophies he wins at the club bringing the deal to around £17.3M
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Bravo Guardian Bravo.

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Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri
On the phone with Milan mgmt, Ibrahimovic said:"Seriously you have no money anymore?Should I sign you a cheque?" (via @Corriere_it
Boss.
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ya he did say it but in his defense he did say that he said it to deny Antons claims rather than say it in a racist way
I get your point but can you be 100% sure that he said it in a racist way ?
Dude, he said "black c***" not "c***"
By law he's not guilty because there is a tiny amount of doubt. I'm ok with that.
The FA system makes a decision on the balance of probabilities...and it is 99% certain that John Terry racially abused Anton Ferdinand. If they hide behind this verdict they once again make a mockery of their own processes by treating one player different to another.
I fully expect them to use the court case to dodge the decision. We all know the truth though. Suarez is foreign and was disliked already. Terry is English and they have backed him through a procession of scummy, immoral acts already.
f**k the FA.
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And with Ibra gone, more chance of Carroll being signed, or atleast on loan

TBH, I don't want Carroll to leave.
Congrats PSG on winning the 2012-13 french league.
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Source: an arsenal fan

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Chelsea unveil new Statue

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Blackburn appoint Shebby Singh as Director of Football
Blackburn's Indian owners Venky's have made former Malaysia defender Shebby Singh their director of football.One of Singh's tasks will be to act as a go-between for the Venky's and Steve Kean, although the manager's future remains uncertain after relegation from the Barclays Premier League.
Singh is unlikely to be short of things to say, having earned a reputation for his forthright views about the Premier League while working as a pundit for Asian TV.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I wanted Moyes
He IMO is the 3rd best manager in the Premiership

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Clever tactics
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Don't really like it.
Might look better on players though. Looks smart on Stevie.
I do like them thinking out of the box a bit, unlike Adidas and their sterile, uniformed approach.
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Beşiktaş banned from european competition for breaking Financial Fair play rules
UEFA bans Beşiktaş from Euro competitions
Reuters - 1 hours ago
UEFA has suspended Beşiktaş from European competitions for one year and fined them 200,000 euros due to financial problems at the Istanbul club, Turkish media reported on Wednesday.
The move came after UEFA scrutinised Beşiktaş' accounts in the second and third quarters of 2011 and ruled that they breached articles of the ruling body's financial fair play regulations.
Shares in Beşiktaş tumbled more than 9 percent on the news to 4.29 lira.
Beşiktaş Chairman Fikret Orman and the club's lawyers attended a meeting with UEFA's disciplinary committee for a second time on Wednesday after the club was earlier warned about its financial status and high debt.
Orman said Beşiktaş would appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) regarding the ban, but added he was not very optimistic about a ruling in favour of the 13-times Turkish champions.
"We will defend the club's rights until the end, and will appeal to CAS as the first step," Levent Erdogan, a lawyer and club board member told Turkey's Dogan news agency.
"I think it's a dramatic decision, and it will hit us pretty badly, but there's nothing we can do," he added.
http://fourfourtwo.com/news/restofeurope/102294/default.aspx







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Liverpool will treble Joe Allen's wages and pay him a £2 million signing-on fee when he completes his move from Swansea City, Goal.com can reveal.
It's Goal f**king dot com with their bullshit.
The fee as speculated will be 15m and Allen wud be on 40k/week, don't worry these articles are just to get more hits.
We didn't sign Gylfi coz he demanded 70k/week, why wud we treble Joe Allen's wages?? (think he's on 20k at swansea)
Aqua - family problems
Llorente - Juve are favs to sign him and he wants CL Footy