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Kids Say the Ugliest Things: Modern Warfare 2


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Kids Say the Ugliest Things recreates real conversations had over Microsoft's Xbox Live and Sony's PlayStation Network.Remember gang, "Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB." Vulgarity ahead.

 

Harrier Attack:

 

Kid #1: "What the f*ck was that?"

 

Kid #2: "Harrier attack, man."

 

Kid #1: "What's a harrier attack?"

 

Kid #2: "I'm not sure what it stands for, but you can send in this big a*s plane that can hover and it shoots like everyone."

 

Kid #1: "Why don't they call it a plane strike?"

 

 

 

EMP (EMT):

 

Kid #1: "My dad just played the EMT level."

 

Kid #2: "What's an EMT?"

 

Kid #1: "It's like a nuke that kills your cell phone and sh*t."

 

Kid #2: "Thank f*cking God they kept it out of multiplayer."

 

Young Woman: "Yeah, how would we use our tactical cell phone perk?"

 

Kid #2: "Shut the f*ck up, b*tch."

 

 

 

F*ggot:

 

Kid #1: "Stop f*cking vetoing every match, you f*cking f*ggot.

 

Kid #2: "You're the f*cking f*ggot."

 

Kid #1: "You don't even know what f*ggot means."

 

Kid #2: "It means you f*ck your mother, f*ggot."

 

Kid #1: "No dude, it means you're f*cking retarded."

 

Young Man: "I don't think it means either of those."

 

 

 

Frosty:

 

Kid #1: "So my brother told me why they say 'Get Frosty.'"

 

Kid #2: "Like, stay cool."

 

Kid #1: "No, it means... wait, what did you say?"

 

Kid #2: "It means stay cool."

 

Kid #1: "He says it means you got to like work together, like it takes a lot of people to build a snowman, but yours makes a lot more sense."

 

 

 

Glock:

 

Kid #1: "What's a glock?"

 

Kid #2: "It's like a pistol machine gun."

 

Kid #1: "Sounds stupid."

 

Kid #2: "Mine has a red sight. It's badass."

 

Kid #1: "So does mine."

 

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