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1) The Whistle Gifted By GOD to Humans?!

Fart

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

How can a stick eat?

 

Sticks don't eat. Hence no bill.

 

3)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? -

Coffin

 

4)I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Hole

 

5) The Thing Which Weighs Practically Nothing But a Very Few can HOLD IT! What is it?!

Breath

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1) The Whistle Gifted By GOD to Humans?!

Fart

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

How can a stick eat? Sticks don't eat. Hence no bill.

 

3)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? -

Coffin

 

4)I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Hole

 

5) The Thing Which Weighs Practically Nothing But a Very Few can HOLD IT! What is it?!

Tongue

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1) The Whistle Gifted By GOD to Humans?!

Fart

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

Because the owner will was afraid he would get beaten up :laugh:

 

3)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? -

Coffin

 

4)I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Hole

 

5) The Thing Which Weighs Practically Nothing But a Very Few can HOLD IT! What is it?!

Tongue

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got it

 

1) The Whistle Gifted By GOD to Humans?!

Fart

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

Because the owner will was afraid he would get beaten up :laugh:

 

3)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? -

Coffin

 

4)I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Hole

 

5) The Thing Which Weighs Practically Nothing But a Very Few can HOLD IT! What is it?!

Breath

 

 

gimme my prize now :cool:

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2. The stick was the owner of the restaurant

 

He was not. :ack:

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

Because the owner will was afraid he would get beaten up :laugh:

 

Keep on laughing. :huh:

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Very funny answers here for the 2nd question!! Hahaha!

 

Tell me if you want to replace 2 nd question but i will have to give one extra questions as replacement fees! which wont be those googled ones!

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oops forgot to edit

 

1) The Whistle Gifted By GOD to Humans?!

Fart

 

2)One Day a Snake and a Stick went to restaurant,after eating Snake got his bill but the Stick didn't get his bill!, WHY?! -

The SNAKE ATE/SWALLOWED THE STICK

 

3)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? -

Coffin

 

4)I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Hole

 

5) The Thing Which Weighs Practically Nothing But a Very Few can HOLD IT! What is it?!

Breath

 

 

gimme my prize now :cool:

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