Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 What started as a joke turned into WAR on shout...below u get find movie references,game references and inhouse jokes. It maybe tl;dr, but trust me its awesome PS: its also the most fun i've had at shout ever!! Also u can ignore MT's posts...he was just a party pooper The Cast: Me,Karoo,Sam,PW,Gladiator,DK as a reaper,MT as the Hive Mind,Pushy as the Distraction with a cameo from _KaRaN_ It began as the test forum was being flooded with members registering and goes on from there!! Snake : SHUT DOWN THE REGISTER BUTTON.......DO IT NOW!!!Karooo : WHY SAM WHY Snake : SAM NUKE THEM....NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT!! Snake : FK FK FK.....KAROO LAY DOWN SUPRESSING FIRE!!...KEEP EM BACK Karooo : we need a meatshield, call afty, he will hold em off Snake : how much time before we get the systems back online Karooo : AAAH ITS BEHIND ME. SAM FIXED THE ENGINES WE NEEEED MORE TIME Snake : KAROO DUCK!!!!....BANG BANG!!.....get the children to safety...i got these trolls Karooo : AM TRYING SNAKE / huge explosion !11 Snake : KKKAARRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Snake : SAM PEOPLE ARE DYING HERE........WE NEED OUR DEFENSES BACK UP!! Snake : FIRE THERE THEY ARE....SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!!! HundredProofSam : SNAKE HOLD THIS POSITION. IM GONNA TRY AND GO AROUND BACK. IF I DONT MAKE IT, TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I LOVE THEM Snake : U WILL TELL THEM URSELF... Snake : KAROO DO U RESPOND..KAROO!!! HundredProofSam : THERE'S MORE OF THEM. KAROO WHERE'S THAT SHIELD GODDAMMIT HundredProofSam : I CANT HOLD THEM OFF MUCH LONGER Karooo : CANT BREATHE SAAAA..AAAM... SN..AAAKEE /gasp Snake : SOMEONE GET THE GOD DAMN AFTY SHIELD!!!! Snake : stabs karoo with adrenaline HundredProofSam : ITS TOO LATE TO SAVE KAROO. HE'S A SKINNY ONE BUT WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO GET THE AFTY SHIELD. WE'LL HAVE TO USE KAROO. WE WILL REMEMBER HIS SACRIFICE HundredProofSam : AND WRITE SONGS ABOUT HIS COURAGE Snake : GET THE FK UP SOLDIER!! Snake : DIRECT ALL FIRE AT THE DK....HE"S OUR MAIN TARGET!! Snake : SAM....use ur gonads...throw them at the enemy HundredProofSam : I SEE HIM BUT I DONT HAVE A CLEAR SHOT Karooo : STAB IT IN MY HEART, ADRENAALINE WONT WORK HundredProofSam : I ONLY HAVE TWO. I NEED TO MAKE THEM COUNT Snake : FK FK....KAROO...CAN WE HAVE UR GONADS?? Snake : SAM MAN THE .50 CAL....MAKE THE ROUNDS COUNT HundredProofSam : KAROO ONLY HAS ONE EVER SINCE THE POLAND INCIDENT Karooo : WHERE IS THE TORQUE BOW, UMANGGG HES OUR ONLY HOPE ! ! ! Snake : HQ WHERES MY DAMN BACKUP HundredProofSam : I SEE DK. OH WAIT. I THINK THATS DEVIL ANGEL. I CANT TELL. THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR HundredProofSam : I NEED TO GET CLOSER Snake : SAM.......HOW MANY ROUNDS U HAVE LEFT Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:41 PM) Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction HundredProofSam : KAROO IM GOING TO MAKE A RUN FOR THE SIDE ENTRANCE. GIVE ME COVER FIRE. USE YOUR LAST REMAINAING GONAD IF YOU HAVE TO Snake : THATS WHAT SHE SAID U SLIMY BUG Gladiator : I HAS PUSHY IN MY CUSTODY Snake : KEEP POOOSSHHHEEEE.....HE'S GONNA BALCONY UR a*s ANYWAY HundredProofSam : GLADIATOR, USE PUSHY AS BAIT AND CREATE A DISTRACTION. BUT MAKE SURE HE DOESNT TURN ON YOU. HE'S DONE IT BEFORE. THAT'S HOW KAROO LOST ONE OF HIS BALLS IN POLAND Snake : DAMN IT....DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY MISSILES LEFT?? Karooo : THE PAIN... AAAAH CAANT HANDLE IT. SHOOOT THE RED GLOWING THING SAM.. REMEMBER YOUR KILLZONE 2 TRAINING !! DAMNIT HundredProofSam : NO. WE'LL HAVE TO USE PUSHY Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:45 PM) ALPHA MIKE....WE NEED A ARTILLERY STRIKE AT POSITION DELTA Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:44 PM) Throws Pushy in the Ample Valley Through the Balcony HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 06:44 PM) NO. WE'LL HAVE TO USE PUSHY _KaRaN_ : (13 July 2010 - 06:45 PM) n i thot we're having some serious testing discussion Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:45 PM) I Guess i need backup i will give my second account to someone for free Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:45 PM) ALPHA MIKE....WE NEED A ARTILLERY STRIKE AT POSITION DELTA Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:45 PM) DANGER CLOSE...I REPEAT DANGER CLOSE!!! Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) Your species must know its place. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) EVERYONE....TAKE CCCOOVVVEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) MAOISTS in the Forest We Need Something Better Than Pushy our Defence is Sying Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) Dying* Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) BOOM...BANG..BADUM-TISH!! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:46 PM) IS EVERYONE OK?? Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) HOLD ON ARGGHH I'll TRY TO STEAL MT's F22 Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) SAM??? KAROO?? Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) fml. there are no oases left anymore Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) JOIN ME SNAKE, SAM WILL HANDLE THE ENEMY TROOPS Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) Maoists " Care Package Sent" Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:47 PM) Is submission not preferable to extinction? Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:48 PM) NO I HAVE TO HOLD THE LINE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:48 PM) SAM??...SAM?? Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:48 PM) Ohkey fine you won Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:48 PM) We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:48 PM) Hi there whats up? Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:49 PM) WE CANT SAVE SAM, LETS GO SNAKE. /BOOSTERS ENGAGED Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:49 PM) JESUS CHRIST.......WE NEED BACKUP WE ARE ABOUT TO BE OVERRUN!! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:50 PM) KAROO LEAVE.....NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:50 PM) OH SWEET LORD WE JUST KICKED THE HALLOL ASSES Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:50 PM) Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:50 PM) SAM ANSWER ME..!! Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:50 PM) He is Dead Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:51 PM) HE IS NO DEAD....HES VITAL SIGNS ARE STILL THERE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:51 PM) sams vitals are dim[/] Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:51 PM) Thats From His Digestive Organs Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:51 PM) sams vitals are dim _KaRaN_ : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) wat r u guys talking bout Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) U BETTER SHUT UP OR ELSE I BURY U WHERE U STAND Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) His Mutton Biriyani Has Still Not Got Digested hence the movement Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) snake..Snake... SNAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE _KaRaN_ : (13 July 2010 - 06:52 PM) Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) FIRES THE MCAIN-920 TOWARDS THE INCOMING FORCE Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) PW WE ARE THE ONLY GUYS LEFT ! NAUGHTY Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) THANK GOD...WE GOT THE MANGA LOVER IN HERE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) PW....U GOT ANY GONADS LEFT?? Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) Take it to the new private chat Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:53 PM) REINFORCEMENTS ARE HERE Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:54 PM) WTF PW SCREW THEM, LETS ESCAPE, I HAVE F22 RAPTOR ! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:54 PM) TEAM ONE FLANK THE ENEMY...WE WILL LAY DOWN COVERING FIRE Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:55 PM) Ok Bass Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:55 PM) ENEMY SPOTTED Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:56 PM) FIRE....FIRE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:56 PM) REMEMBER SHORT CONTROLLER BURSTS Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:56 PM) Guests Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:56 PM) Posting Stuff Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:57 PM) NONE OF THE SHOTS HIT HIM? WTF? IS HE IMMORTAL? Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:57 PM) GLADY GET OUTTA THE KILLZONE Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 06:57 PM) SCREW YOU GUYS Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:57 PM) WE CAN'T WIN WE CAN't WIN WE GONNA DIE OMG OMG Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:57 PM) Noooo I Dont have My MW2. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:58 PM) PW HIT THE WEAK SPOTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:58 PM) Just go get the Nuke Someone Atlease we can Save our next generations.. FASTT!! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:58 PM) U SECURE THAT sh*t PW Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:58 PM) I am the Vanguard of your destruction. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:58 PM) I WILL NOT SCORCH THE EARTH...WE WILL WIN!! Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 06:59 PM) ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 06:59 PM) Snake dont you have better things to do? go update the babe thread Snake : (13 July 2010 - 06:59 PM) OH FK..OH FK...THEY TURNED PW Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 06:59 PM) You have failed. We will find another way. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:00 PM) KAROO...USE THE 50CAL ON THE F22 AND TAKE THAT SUCKER DOWN Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:00 PM) into locust? Dark_Knight : (13 July 2010 - 07:00 PM) Releasing control! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:00 PM) ARE THEY GONE?? HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:00 PM) THERE'S TO MANY OF THEM. I CANT BREACH THE PERIMETER HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) THEYRE COMING BACK. WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) Dude you died long ago Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) SAM FALL BACK Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) stop spoiling the drama Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) sam didnt die he went to take a leak Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) Loo? Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:02 PM) SAM FALL BACK TO THE SIERRA Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 07:02 PM) WILL WE NEVER BE ABLE TO PENETRATE THE ENEMY'S THICK HEADED ARMOR? HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:02 PM) I WILL NOT GIVE UP HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:03 PM) I TRIED TO PENETRATE THEM FROM THE REAR BUT THE AREA IS SEALED TIGHT Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 07:04 PM) ITS OVER, AFTY DIDNT HELP US. GAME OVER. HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:04 PM) I ALMOST DIDN HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:04 PM) T MAKE IT BACK ALIVE _KaRaN_ : (13 July 2010 - 07:04 PM) adult shoutbox _KaRaN_ : (13 July 2010 - 07:05 PM) me still 17 Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:05 PM) USE LUBE-77 markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:05 PM) Snake: What have to done to Sam Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:06 PM) GET OUT SAM Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:06 PM) He almost died markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:06 PM) You and PW have gayified him Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:06 PM) SNAKE YOUR BACK!!!! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:07 PM) HIVE MIND Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 07:07 PM) MT WUB Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:07 PM) ALL AVAILABLE UNITS...CONCENTRATE FIRE AT TARGET DESGINATED "XBOT" Phoenix Wright : (13 July 2010 - 07:08 PM) AYE AYE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:08 PM) FIRE EVERYTHING U GOT!! Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:08 PM) BETRAYED!! Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:09 PM) Prrr Tup tup Prrrrrr.. Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:09 PM) SHOOT...DO NOT HESISTATE... Karooo : (13 July 2010 - 07:09 PM) WE NEED THEM, SNAKE , WE NEED THEIR FIREPOWER, THEY CAN AIM VERY WELL. markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:09 PM) BRING OUT THE MONGOOSE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:10 PM) SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:10 PM) BET UP BET UP Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:10 PM) SPARTAN LASER....IIINNNCCCOOOMMMIIINNGGGG markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:10 PM) 3:1 THE MONGOOSE GETS THE SNAKE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:10 PM) TTTAAKKEE COOOOVVVEEERRRR Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) Mongoose is with Hayden he wont leave even while showering Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) u spoiling our fanfic MT Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) *Took Out Intervention With a Grenade Launcher markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) POCKET MONGOOSE V/S TROUSER SNAKE markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) ROUND 1 markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:11 PM) FIGHT !!!!!! Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:12 PM) MT BAN! Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:12 PM) mt always raining on peoples parade... Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:14 PM) checks weapons for ammo... finds only one round left Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:14 PM) fly true my friend Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:14 PM) I Have got backups from Maoists markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:15 PM) POCKET MONGOOSE GETS THE FIRST BITE ON THE TROUSER SNAKE Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:15 PM) markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:16 PM) BITE BITE BITE BITE Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:16 PM) the bullet flies thru the battlefield and hits the hive mind MT in the brain Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:16 PM) MT Down i am rushing to take his AMG markettantrik : (13 July 2010 - 07:17 PM) TROUSER SNAKE RESPONDS BY COILING UP AND READYING FOR A STRIKE. POCKET MONGOOSE RUBS HIS BODY WITH LAXATIVE Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:17 PM) MT where is the key? Snake : (13 July 2010 - 07:17 PM) the hive mind and leader is dead, the enemy forces retreat....the battle is over, but the war...its just beginning!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karooo Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Haha this was epic snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRch-0n Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 =)) =)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spycar Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 U guys are Legends!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 What started as a joke turned into WAR on shout...below u get find movie references,game references and inhouse jokes. It maybe tl;dr, but trust me its awesome PS: its also the most fun i've had at shout ever!! Also u can ignore MT's posts...he was just a party pooper The Cast: Me,Karoo,Sam,PW,Gladiator,DK as a reaper,MT as the Hive Mind,Pushy as the Distraction with a cameo from _KaRaN_ It began as the test forum was being flooded with members registering and goes on from there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 why are u angry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 HundredProofSam : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) THEYRE COMING BACK. WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN Gladiator : (13 July 2010 - 07:01 PM) Dude you died long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrIzAliD Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 LAME :| didnt expect this from a mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 TLDR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchneideR Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 LAME :| didnt expect this from a mod Sorry krizzy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 why are u angry?? Go see the logs and look who broght Pushy. Dont Take it Personally Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchneideR Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 LAME :| didnt expect this from a mod Kirzu has all the qualities to become an "uptight" father in the future... I pity the fools who are gonna be your kids someday. I do i do... I pity the fools...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 TLDR ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Go see the logs and look who broght Pushy. Dont Take it Personally Mod aarreee baba i mean along with pushy there was a cameo from_KaRaN_ I know who brought him in!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup bro? Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 TLDR ? Seconding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrIzAliD Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Sorry krizzy!! http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2408/karatekid2732321.gif y did u change the gif ??? GTFO was good i was kinda feeling of that only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 The F word was in it.....not nice being displayed TLDR is Too Long Didnt Read!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yeah I have the attention span of a goldf.... Oh look shiny new forum button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 @ Afty: we did use u as a meat shield!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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