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Well we have all had some :loco: teachers,its a part of the school/college life.Share your experience here with us :cheers:

 

 

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Well I go to fiit-jee and teachers there are all :loco: theres one who suffers from Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde syndrome.He is alright while teaching,smiles a lot too but sometimes when you ask him a doubt :samui:

he goes all CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! (he screams at the poor guy asking him the doubt) and never ask him to clarify something youll get more of that chuuuup

 

Once,we were in a break one guy was singing in the class just for fun,he didnt notice the chemistry teacher-but the vice-versa happened he got treated to the chuup thing and was made to stand on the desk for two hours :samui: :samui:

 

Luckily he got soft in the end and asked him to get back to his seat after 10 miniutes of screaming

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Once,we were in a break one guy was singing in the class just for fun,he didnt notice the chemistry teacher-but the vice-versa happened he got treated to the chuup thing and was made to stand on the desk for two hours :samui: :samui:

 

Luckily he got soft in the end and asked him to get back to his seat after 10 miniutes of screaming

 

Dude u study in high school or kindergarden :O......made to stand on desk :roflroll: . I used to had that sorts of punishment way back in class 5th :P.

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This thread is now hijacked. We will talk about hot teachers we have had inappropriate crushes on.

 

My 7th class history teacher looked like Princess Diana. Only with dark hair. So yes, its no wonder I love history.

 

Also my 11th class English teacher was a total MILF. Attractive in a strict disciplinarian kind of a way. She had that Bayonetta type thingy going on, all serious and stuff. I think I saw her smile like twice in 2 years and still she was insanely hot. I dont think there was one boy in our class who ever bunked English classes. So yeah, I ended up loving Eng Lit too.

 

Cant beat a quality education. :giggle:

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This thread is now hijacked. We will talk about hot teachers we have had inappropriate crushes on.

 

My 7th class history teacher looked like Princess Diana. Only with dark hair. So yes, its no wonder I love history.

 

Also my 11th class English teacher was a total MILF. Attractive in a strict disciplinarian kind of a way. She had that Bayonetta type thingy going on, all serious and stuff. I think I saw her smile like twice in 2 years and still she was insanely hot. I dont think there was one boy in our class who ever bunked English classes. So yeah, I ended up loving Eng Lit too.

 

Cant beat a quality education. :giggle:

 

If only all science teachers were a total milf. We could benefit so much from "proper education" :devil: . Closest to Milf encounter i had was in 10th, when they taught us Sex Education :D *SERIOUS...it's still official in UP Boards*, the teacher was....holy smoking hott...and she wore such revealing clothes *her black bra....whoa..*.....we were tempted to forget "education" part here!

 

FIIT JEE :scratchchin: :scratchchin:

 

It's f**k JEE...i hate this institute for the tortures it inflicted on me in 11th.....when i become a terrorist...it's my first target..... :bandit:

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We have a bio teacher in same FIIT JEE .. that bitch .. ask her doubt and she goes like DONT DEVIATE FROM TOPIC !!!! !!! :loco:

And my maths tracher in 6th was total MILF... :devil: But she got pregnant .. had a miscarriage and died the smae year :cry:

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We have a bio teacher in same FIIT JEE .. that bitch .. ask her doubt and she goes like DONT DEVIATE FROM TOPIC !!!! !!! :loco:

And my maths tracher in 6th was total MILF... :devil: But she got pregnant .. had a miscarriage and died the smae year :cry:

 

wait!! ,you thought that your math teacher in your 6th was a milf?did you even hit puberty then? :eyebrow: .r.i.p :console:

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This thread is now hijacked. We will talk about hot teachers we have had inappropriate crushes on.

 

My 7th class history teacher looked like Princess Diana. Only with dark hair. So yes, its no wonder I love history.

 

Also my 11th class English teacher was a total MILF. Attractive in a strict disciplinarian kind of a way. She had that Bayonetta type thingy going on, all serious and stuff. I think I saw her smile like twice in 2 years and still she was insanely hot. I dont think there was one boy in our class who ever bunked English classes. So yeah, I ended up loving Eng Lit too.

 

Cant beat a quality education. :giggle:

 

my english teacher is fat &.....fugly >_>

damn I was in science,

then I changed to commerce(her class),

then I..err....went back to science,

 

@#$#@$@$ fu**er made me sign an undertaking that I'll get 60% or I am kicked out,

meri :threatenlumber: kar di

:helpsmilie: no use

finally I went out berserk in facebook,

only to see her spying on my profile(through my fellow classmates profile who is a mutual friend)

oh the agony,the pain

:argue::chair::bandit::raygun::ranting::bicycle::furious:

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Talking about loco teachers - we had some really weird ones back in the days. It was a missionary school and some of the teachers were really strict. We shuddered to put one toe out line in classes like English or Geography. One moment things would be cruising along, and suddenly there would Hitler's protege standing in front of us. One of these was Mr Vernon Gil. Sadistic bugger if ever there was one. Taught English. We wouldn't have minded him so much if he actually knew what he was teaching. Our maths teacher (may he rest in peace) knew more English than this paan chewing idiot. His spelling was atrocious and the less said about his command over gerunds the better. He had this special punishment where he would pinch a boy's upper arm and twist it. It hurt really really bad. Looking back he must've been a closet gay as well. But back in those days no one thought like that. So life just went on, trying to prepare for the ICSE by going through a well thumbed copy of Wren and Martin and trying to write in a dumb enough manner so that Sir Gil could understand. (Even after all these years I refer to him as Sir Gil - the horrors of childhood are not easily gone).

 

When we reached Class 10 we thought we were rid of Sir Gil, but no. He was back - teaching English again and ensuring that a generation of Calcutta's finest boys thought that enunciation consisted of beetel juice. However, we got a new History teacher. Now she was HOT. We looked forward to the days when she would take history class. India's independence was by far the most interesting topic in those days. Imagine our shock when this bombshell turned out to be Mrs Gil. Yup - she was the wife of that sadistic latent homosexual Sir Vernon Gil. The mind boggled. We knew that the world was not fair.

 

Now comes the interesting part. I had bunked class on some pretext and spent time playing games at the computer lab. It was easy since I was the school magazine editor. On the way back as I was about to turn the corner into the corridor to my classroom I heard Sir Gil's voice. Now I didn't want to run into this idiot so slowed down. Then I heard another voice - it was Mrs Gil. So I stood there and eavesdropped on the most mismatched couple in the world. I couldn't hear things very clearly but seemed like she was not happy with him. All i remember was that she was screaming and shouting at him about some other guy. Because of the weird acoustics in the corridor the words were a bit broken up. "How could you do this, Vernon? Carry on with another man. Do you remember I used to call you Ver? You used to like being called Ver Gil. Dont' chase guys VerGil. Stop going nuts Vergil."

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This thread is now hijacked. We will talk about hot teachers we have had inappropriate crushes on.

 

My 7th class history teacher looked like Princess Diana. Only with dark hair. So yes, its no wonder I love history.

 

Also my 11th class English teacher was a total MILF. Attractive in a strict disciplinarian kind of a way. She had that Bayonetta type thingy going on, all serious and stuff. I think I saw her smile like twice in 2 years and still she was insanely hot. I dont think there was one boy in our class who ever bunked English classes. So yeah, I ended up loving Eng Lit too.

 

Cant beat a quality education. :giggle:

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English teachers generally have a tendency to be hot (usually in that Bayonetta sort-of a way... now you see what Hideki Kamiya did there?)

 

Anyways, nice stories there guys!

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Talking about loco teachers - we had some really weird ones back in the days. It was a missionary school and some of the teachers were really strict. We shuddered to put one toe out line in classes like English or Geography. One moment things would be cruising along, and suddenly there would Hitler's protege standing in front of us. One of these was Mr Vernon Gil. Sadistic bugger if ever there was one. Taught English. We wouldn't have minded him so much if he actually knew what he was teaching. Our maths teacher (may he rest in peace) knew more English than this paan chewing idiot. His spelling was atrocious and the less said about his command over gerunds the better. He had this special punishment where he would pinch a boy's upper arm and twist it. It hurt really really bad. Looking back he must've been a closet gay as well. But back in those days no one thought like that. So life just went on, trying to prepare for the ICSE by going through a well thumbed copy of Wren and Martin and trying to write in a dumb enough manner so that Sir Gil could understand. (Even after all these years I refer to him as Sir Gil - the horrors of childhood are not easily gone).

 

When we reached Class 10 we thought we were rid of Sir Gil, but no. He was back - teaching English again and ensuring that a generation of Calcutta's finest boys thought that enunciation consisted of beetel juice. However, we got a new History teacher. Now she was HOT. We looked forward to the days when she would take history class. India's independence was by far the most interesting topic in those days. Imagine our shock when this bombshell turned out to be Mrs Gil. Yup - she was the wife of that sadistic latent homosexual Sir Vernon Gil. The mind boggled. We knew that the world was not fair.

 

Now comes the interesting part. I had bunked class on some pretext and spent time playing games at the computer lab. It was easy since I was the school magazine editor. On the way back as I was about to turn the corner into the corridor to my classroom I heard Sir Gil's voice. Now I didn't want to run into this idiot so slowed down. Then I heard another voice - it was Mrs Gil. So I stood there and eavesdropped on the most mismatched couple in the world. I couldn't hear things very clearly but seemed like she was not happy with him. All i remember was that she was screaming and shouting at him about some other guy. Because of the weird acoustics in the corridor the words were a bit broken up. "How could you do this, Vernon? Carry on with another man. Do you remember I used to call you Ver? You used to like being called Ver Gil. Dont' chase guys VerGil. Stop going nuts Vergil."

 

For the bold: Really? I just became the head of the editorial board of my school,care to share some pointers on proper excuses? :naughty:

For the underlined: I can only say heh? :eyebrow:

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