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The Faulaad ki Aulaad tagline is :lol:

BTW, the hand-painted artwork looks cool in the poster.

 

 

Thats why I posted the pic

 

Also "Ilaka Tera Dhamaka Mera" is very remiscent of the bhojpuri Kutta comic you mentioned a while back

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Thats why I posted the pic

 

Also "Ilaka Tera Dhamaka Mera" is very remiscent of the bhojpuri Kutta comic you mentioned a while back

UBiMa ? That sh*t is hilarious ! I'm surprised they haven't done a sequel already.

 

This movie sucks. it was there in Tamil too. Boring POS it was.

Pretty sure Akshay Kumar can spice it up a bit. ;)

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109 ran a review on Raone

http://io9.com/5855345/bollywood-superhero-flick-ra-one-is-like-tron-with-dance-numbers-and-crotch-punches

 

Some choice excerpts

 

 

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The most apt parallel for Ra.One would be Automan, that swiftly cancelled 1983 cop show about a crime-fighting hologram. And like Automan, Ra.One is shitstorm preposterous in all the right ways.

 

(At this point, it must be mentioned that the video game Shekhar designs is fantastically experimental. Ra.One is a Virtua Fighter-style fighting game with only three levels and requires a VR supercomputer to play. It's unclear how this would translate to consoles, but Ra.One f**ks logic in the earhole.

 

The last one floored me. Seriously, I made an excited wailing noise like a wounded elk (there were five people in the theater so I didn't care). In my line of work, almost every scifi movie is spoiled right out the gate, but I had no clue Chitti was coming. Imagine if during Terminator 2, Robocop walked onscreen, fired a couple rounds into the T-1000, high-fived Ed Furlong, and left stage right. That's basically what happens in Ra.One.

 

The vaguely homoerotic dance number (by Akon!) where Ra.One morphs into Sonia and hits on G. One at a birthday party (below).

 

Seriously, Ra.One has maybe 10-15 junk shots. This film is rife with bruised scrotums.
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I've also read that most of India is dirt-poor, and movies have to cater for folks who can only afford to watch one movie a year. That's why every single movie has to give them everything a movie can possibly offer. If all they got was slapstick comedy + heartwarming emotion + wildly over-the-top action + CGI + a ridiculously macho hero + a drop-dead gorgeous heroine + an insanely evil villain + a moronic comic-relief sidekick and no song-and-dance sequences, they'd feel cheated.

 

One of the comments below the article...

 

Not true...Times are changing...

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26th Oct henceforth declared as a national day of mourning to commemorate the Ra.One tragedy.

 

Indian govt. to release Ra.One in Pakistan to counter their terrorist threat and spread the sadness.

 

Ram Gopal Verma said Ra.One should be renamed as SRK ki Aag.

 

Doctors are considering showing this movie to mental patients as an alternative to electric shock therapy.

 

Anubhav Sinha was offered free mental treatment by several well-meaning NGO’s in recognition of his superlative direction.

 

Delhi to Mumbai flight cancelled as Airlines decided to show Ra.ONE to the people on board.

 

Concert of Metallica was cancelled as the band-members went to see Ra.ONE in morning and fell sick hence

 

Nahin chala RA.ONE. Ab SRK bolega buy ONE get ONE. Ek haftey baad bolega RA.ONE, now on SAHARA ONE and STAR ONE

 

The sequel to RA.ONE will be shot in Vrinda ONE, with a special appearance from Michael BE ONE

 

What were Ra.One and G.One fighting for? For the super-irritating kid Pratik? Rather, they should have first joined forces to kill Pratik, and then fight each other for Kareena. :)

 

At the intermission scene, Kareena tells the kid that she is interested in neither Ra.One nor G.One, and just wants to go home. Probably, she echoed the sentiments of most of the audience watching this movie

 

Kya SRK paanchvi paas se tez hai?

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Jesus Chrisht :furious: Why so much Jokes on Only Ra.One :furious: Hell,Salman`s,Akshay`s,Aamir`s Movies are way badder and pathetic than Ra.One,but no jokes on it.so why all the hate for SRK Only :threatenlumber:

 

Really some people have really a black heart <_<

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