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RAjnikant's IVG facts.


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Once there was a goat which went Bey bey bey bey all the time

Rajnikanth got annoyed and punched him

 

Now that goat is known as Justin Beiber

:rofl:

 

Once Rajnikanth farted and some particles came out of his ...

 

Today those particles are packed and sold in market for Rs.6/- a pouch. It's called, RAJNI...GANdHA

:thumbdown:

 

 

When Rajnikanth types "#" in his messages, the recipients get stoned.

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2 new ones I heard today:

 

1. Why were multiple earthquakes reported from Japan ?

Ans:

Because Rajni left his mobile in vibrating mode there

 

 

2. Why did Rajni go to the zoo to buy a pair of elephants, horses & camels ?

Ans:

To play chess.

 

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Teacher : What is half of 8?

Rajnikant: 4

Santa Singh : Depend karta hai ji, Agar horizontly adha karo to 0, or vertically adha karo to 3..

 

Rajni Lost.. Santa Singh Rocks!! :dance:

 

agar horizontally half kiya to the other half falls next to it and it is an infinity 'oo' :naughty:

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